A fat balbag

( MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

I've decided I need a mixer now.
6 or 8 jack plug inputs to a stereo phono output with individual volume controls. That's all. Sort it out for me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:45, archived)

Will do, Boss

( MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:52, archived)

Also, I have no money to spend on it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:52, archived)

sell a kidney
preferably your own
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:30, archived)

I hear they're like antique vases and you'll get a better price for a pair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:02, archived)

that's fine it's on me

( MONO!, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:43, archived)

Cool.
This'll do:
www.nevadamusic.co.uk/live-sound-dj/live-mixers/alto-zmx862
ta.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

fuck Nevada
When I get my Les Paul I'm fucked if I'm buying it there
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

I buy stuff in there all the time now just to fund their persecution of cunts like you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

Well if they don't want me to spend my money in their shop, it's entirely up to them
GAK is way better. But further away of course.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

That's Nevada's main selling point for me, to be honest.
I can have the thing I want NOW.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:53, archived)

In spite of being able to get things cheaper elsewhere?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:56, archived)

dude, I'll do you a good deal on gak, no rubbish

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

Nah, I'm good man

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:57, archived)

I have one with about 8 inputs and stereo jack outputs
not sure if it's got phonos. I don't use it and you can have it but I'm not going to post it coz I can't be bothered. It's near Reading. If you want it I'll take a pic so you can see what it's got.
( Three Dog Man, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

That's cool, man.
But I'll get me mam to buy me this one www.nevadamusic.co.uk/live-sound-dj/live-mixers/alto-zmx862 for my birthday.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

i said me mam to sound northern like you

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

How is it that this NEVER gets old?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:32, archived)