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piss poor movie quotes
'it stinks here, you've had plenty'
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
"Johnsons as far as the eye can see."

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
no idea, jmg's fault

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
ice cream man for mangos

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
That hubare wants to have a bash with me.
What should I do, JMG?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
proffer your many female friends to him, and run away

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
KICK HIS TEETH IN.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
Much as I like kicking teeth, that could easily be misconstrued as racist by the so called media.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
I own four Oscars.
I write the rules.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
You're so Wilde.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:01, archived)
i love bashes i'd go if i were you

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
Yeah, but if I go I'll have to drink and complain about the Brits.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
you dont have to watch it you know

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
what's wrong with complsining sbout the french like everyone else

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
That's racist.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:39, archived)
can i have the same as her cheers only joking i'll have a coffee

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
have you seen my wife?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:01, archived)
they usually turn up at night

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
my name's James Bond. James. Bond. James Bond.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
i could have entered a contest

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
we should probably get more boats

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
none of these are funny are they never mind

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
nope
but what else are we going to do?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
i dunno

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... thai to die

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
how the fuck would i know

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
come with me if you'd prefer not to die

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
i need your boots, your bike and your underpants

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
Luke, I am your social worker

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
now fuck off

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
p.s. Whapple

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
frankly my dear I couldn't give a ham

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
you know how to whistle don't you? just buy a fucking whistle.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
Get away from her you frightful alien

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
remove your hooves from my person yo mucky pup

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:28, archived)
get your hands off me you ape

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
You had me at A/S/L?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:26, archived)
I don't know I didn't go into Wimpy

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
i'm a goddamn sexual iguanadon

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:28, archived)
you don't put babies in corners

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:30, archived)
"Under", "Over", "Under", "Al Dente"

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:46, archived)
I don't think we're in Skegness anymore Toto.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:48, archived)
the name's Bond, James Elizabeth Bond.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
you tell em steve dave

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:50, archived)
You silly billies! You blew it up! Ah, dash you! Gosh darn you all to Hull!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
if you build it theyll ejaculate

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:02, archived)