imma gonna get angrier than Michael Gove on a mega blob

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:23, archived)

i'm going to pile drive you more than an ambulance that exclusively collects haemorrhoid patients.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:26, archived)

You don't know what they're like 'til you've 'ad 'em

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:30, archived)