good news guys, i seen a goldfinch
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

I'm pretty sure I'll move the parrot cage over by the door then have the beanbag over in that corner there and my amp next to the sofa

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 21:58, archived)

do you use the bean bag and the sofa at the same time

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:08, archived)

who the fuck keeps their beans in a bag, what the hell is he talking about

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:16, archived)

he probably soaks his beans for 24h before making the chilli
Rather than just buying them in tins
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)

wat a complete tool

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:29, archived)

I bet he takes his pasta out of the bags and puts it in nice jars too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:36, archived)

I just don't understand this kind of thing, surely jars are for gold blend

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

no no these jars have tight metal and rubber seals around the top in case the pasta makes a break for it

you don't want pasta crumbs all down the sides of your new black leather sofa
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

omg wat I am on the verge of tears here, it's all so confusing, prison warders in the form of seals, what's next, traffic warden dolphins

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:55, archived)

only on days when I sudd

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)

enly find myself taller than usual

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)

sorry, hit enter, easier than editing

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)

i still dont get any of it, a bean bag ? a sudd? sorry?
and in response to gonz, shut up about sunday opening, it wasn't allowed, so he is saying they were shut sunday and monday, wat?
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:36, archived)

I really want to go to bed but the washer's running and I don't want to have my clothes go all smelly if I leave them in there all night, fml

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:42, archived)

you just get more fruity, have you met vlad?
hang them out tomorrow morning you spastic
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:45, archived)

s'ok, it just finished, I'm off to the fartsack, feel free to sit here all night insisting on yourself though, no skin off my nose

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

your nearly as bad a ssg, fuck off back to pointlessforum.net

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:50, archived)

I bet you have to take scatter cushions off the bed in order to get into it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:57, archived)

have you ever been issued with a parking ticket by a dolphin, this is important

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02, archived)

I got a parking ticket the other day
cost me £25. If I'd paid the parking charge normally it'd be 20p to park there for the time I needed. I thought it was a free carpark.

sadtimes
( magnum, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

someone forgot to make sure they had their emergency tuna bribe in the glovebox

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:06, archived)

sadtimes, 40 quid in westminster, if paid in 14 days, i wonder what is the most expensive parking ticket

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:13, archived)

Jermaine Pennant
www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/855484-jermaine-pennant-i-deliberately-left-my-porsche-at-train-station-for-months
( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:16, archived)

that aint meeting the rules i've set out, possibly in my head, but still, i mean a proper parking ticket

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:21, archived)

it's a fucking parking ticket

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:32, archived)

is it fuck, it is leaving a car in a carpark, i mean a spot fine, ffs, get with it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:34, archived)

brew up mongy
I'm thirsty
( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:36, archived)

train station where that jailbird left his car might make tea, as it aint a fucking proper ticket issuing place

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:43, archived)

I object to this like totally :(((

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

sorry vlad, but leaving some clothes in the machine overnight will not make them smell

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:00, archived)

unless mr messy never cleans out the filter

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02, archived)

dude, that hargreaves family are srs litigaters over copy right, might wanna, you know

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:09, archived)

PFFFFFT!

( vladimir, Sat 12 May 2012, 7:46, archived)

OH WHO LEFT THEIR LORNDRY
in the schtinky mildewy fullaskinkpiss maschine again, asked his buxom Swiss homehelper
(steveb Olde Phart, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

You fat ballbag

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:03, archived)

I tell you what, right, baldmonkey, I tell you what, I like your blog

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:13, archived)

I hope it pecked your stupid eyes out.
LOL, nah you're alright you are.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:13, archived)

I want your speccy icon
love it
( PooPants Coz. Innit., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:17, archived)