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do you use the bean bag and the sofa at the same time

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
who the fuck keeps their beans in a bag, what the hell is he talking about

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
he probably soaks his beans for 24h before making the chilli
Rather than just buying them in tins
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
wat a complete tool

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
I bet he takes his pasta out of the bags and puts it in nice jars too

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
I just don't understand this kind of thing, surely jars are for gold blend

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
no no these jars have tight metal and rubber seals around the top in case the pasta makes a break for it

you don't want pasta crumbs all down the sides of your new black leather sofa
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
omg wat I am on the verge of tears here, it's all so confusing, prison warders in the form of seals, what's next, traffic warden dolphins

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
only on days when I sudd

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
enly find myself taller than usual

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
sorry, hit enter, easier than editing

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
i still dont get any of it, a bean bag ? a sudd? sorry?
and in response to gonz, shut up about sunday opening, it wasn't allowed, so he is saying they were shut sunday and monday, wat?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
I really want to go to bed but the washer's running and I don't want to have my clothes go all smelly if I leave them in there all night, fml

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
you just get more fruity, have you met vlad?
hang them out tomorrow morning you spastic
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
s'ok, it just finished, I'm off to the fartsack, feel free to sit here all night insisting on yourself though, no skin off my nose

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
your nearly as bad a ssg, fuck off back to

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
I bet you have to take scatter cushions off the bed in order to get into it

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
have you ever been issued with a parking ticket by a dolphin, this is important

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
I got a parking ticket the other day
cost me 25. If I'd paid the parking charge normally it'd be 20p to park there for the time I needed. I thought it was a free carpark.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
someone forgot to make sure they had their emergency tuna bribe in the glovebox

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
sadtimes, 40 quid in westminster, if paid in 14 days, i wonder what is the most expensive parking ticket

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
Jermaine Pennant
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
that aint meeting the rules i've set out, possibly in my head, but still, i mean a proper parking ticket

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
it's a fucking parking ticket

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
is it fuck, it is leaving a car in a carpark, i mean a spot fine, ffs, get with it

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:34, archived)
brew up mongy
I'm thirsty
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
train station where that jailbird left his car might make tea, as it aint a fucking proper ticket issuing place

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:43, archived)
I object to this like totally :(((

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
sorry vlad, but leaving some clothes in the machine overnight will not make them smell

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
unless mr messy never cleans out the filter

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
dude, that hargreaves family are srs litigaters over copy right, might wanna, you know

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:09, archived)

(, Sat 12 May 2012, 7:46, archived)
in the schtinky mildewy fullaskinkpiss maschine again, asked his buxom Swiss homehelper
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:10, archived)