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do you use the bean bag and the sofa at the same time
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:08,
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who the fuck keeps their beans in a bag, what the hell is he talking about
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:16,
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he probably soaks his beans for 24h before making the chilli
Rather than just buying them in tins
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20,
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wat a complete tool
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:29,
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I bet he takes his pasta out of the bags and puts it in nice jars too
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:36,
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I just don't understand this kind of thing, surely jars are for gold blend
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:51,
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no no these jars have tight metal and rubber seals around the top in case the pasta makes a break for it
you don't want pasta crumbs all down the sides of your new black leather sofa
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:54,
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omg wat I am on the verge of tears here, it's all so confusing, prison warders in the form of seals, what's next, traffic warden dolphins
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:55,
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only on days when I sudd
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20,
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enly find myself taller than usual
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20,
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sorry, hit enter, easier than editing
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20,
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i still dont get any of it, a bean bag ? a sudd? sorry?
and in response to gonz, shut up about sunday opening, it wasn't allowed, so he is saying they were shut sunday and monday, wat?
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:36,
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I really want to go to bed but the washer's running and I don't want to have my clothes go all smelly if I leave them in there all night, fml
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:42,
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you just get more fruity, have you met vlad?
hang them out tomorrow morning you spastic
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:45,
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s'ok, it just finished, I'm off to the fartsack, feel free to sit here all night insisting on yourself though, no skin off my nose
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Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:46,
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your nearly as bad a ssg, fuck off back to pointlessforum.net
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:50,
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I bet you have to take scatter cushions off the bed in order to get into it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:57,
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have you ever been issued with a parking ticket by a dolphin, this is important
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02,
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I got a parking ticket the other day
cost me £25. If I'd paid the parking charge normally it'd be 20p to park there for the time I needed. I thought it was a free carpark.
sadtimes
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magnum, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03,
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someone forgot to make sure they had their emergency tuna bribe in the glovebox
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:06,
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sadtimes, 40 quid in westminster, if paid in 14 days, i wonder what is the most expensive parking ticket
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:13,
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that aint meeting the rules i've set out, possibly in my head, but still, i mean a proper parking ticket
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:21,
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it's a fucking parking ticket
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mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:32,
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is it fuck, it is leaving a car in a carpark, i mean a spot fine, ffs, get with it
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:34,
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brew up mongy
I'm thirsty
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mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:36,
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train station where that jailbird left his car might make tea, as it aint a fucking proper ticket issuing place
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:43,
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I object to this like totally :(((
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:52,
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sorry vlad, but leaving some clothes in the machine overnight will not make them smell
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:00,
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unless mr messy never cleans out the filter
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vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02,
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dude, that hargreaves family are srs litigaters over copy right, might wanna, you know
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:09,
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PFFFFFT!
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vladimir, Sat 12 May 2012, 7:46,
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OH WHO LEFT THEIR LORNDRY
in the schtinky mildewy fullaskinkpiss maschine again, asked his buxom Swiss homehelper
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steveb Olde Phart, Sat 12 May 2012, 9:10,
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