have you ever been issued with a parking ticket by a dolphin, this is important

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:02, archived)

I got a parking ticket the other day
cost me £25. If I'd paid the parking charge normally it'd be 20p to park there for the time I needed. I thought it was a free carpark.

sadtimes
( magnum, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

someone forgot to make sure they had their emergency tuna bribe in the glovebox

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:06, archived)

sadtimes, 40 quid in westminster, if paid in 14 days, i wonder what is the most expensive parking ticket

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:13, archived)

Jermaine Pennant
www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/855484-jermaine-pennant-i-deliberately-left-my-porsche-at-train-station-for-months
( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:16, archived)

that aint meeting the rules i've set out, possibly in my head, but still, i mean a proper parking ticket

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:21, archived)

it's a fucking parking ticket

( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:32, archived)

is it fuck, it is leaving a car in a carpark, i mean a spot fine, ffs, get with it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:34, archived)

brew up mongy
I'm thirsty
( mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:36, archived)

train station where that jailbird left his car might make tea, as it aint a fucking proper ticket issuing place

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:43, archived)