GAY!

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 21 May 2012, 12:28, archived)

Be that as it may
I'm comfortable with it
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:31, archived)

How are you?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 21 May 2012, 12:32, archived)

Ok
You?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

Good.
Thanks.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 21 May 2012, 12:36, archived)

Nice
I want to go to the museum where you have the shrunken heads. Have you been there?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:37, archived)

Yes,
it also has a very tall Mouse. It is an ace museum. There are drawers and drawers and drawers of butterflys and moths and bugs and all sorts. I like to wander around it on my breaks.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 21 May 2012, 12:39, archived)

Thinking about going and taking a look
If I do I'll drop you a line and you can meet my horrible family.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:41, archived)

That would be an absolute delight,
you can meet my lovely ladypigfriend, she is much nicer than me, and will eventually leave me.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 21 May 2012, 12:42, archived)

And that's when I'll make my move
*twiddles moustache*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:45, archived)

fine
fuck the pair of you
you're both dumped
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:46, archived)

do you know how they make those?
i know how they make those cos i saw it on QI or horrible histories or that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:40, archived)

i don't care.
Going out now. speak later.

love you Q.

xxx.

WP
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 21 May 2012, 12:41, archived)

Indeed I do
But that's only because I read about it today. There were headhunters providing these things during the 1930's!! Crazy stuff.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:42, archived)

i'd like to skin your head and stretch the skin around some pot pourri and leave it at the bottom of my bed
i'd kiss you every morning and make you watch when i was having my special time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:44, archived)

Daww
*blushes*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:45, archived)