And you try hitching a wagon to a child
they do NOT like it
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:56, archived)

I've just been invited shooting. They asked me if I already had a gun. :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Mar 2017, 11:58, archived)

christ

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:04, archived)

One of the chaps is called Wilbur, but everyone calls him bur.
Surely you'd call him willy?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:09, archived)

I certainly would
I knew someone named Brian who preferred to be called "BJ". Go figure.
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 12:34, archived)

The woman that worked in the shop next to my local was called BJ, I'm led to believe it was her actual name.

( Slippery Mick, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 15:12, archived)