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Well that's another one of Richard mcbeef's favourite musicians gone.
Who here likes to look at people while they do plops and wees?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:42, Reply)
Imagine throwing it all away, based on a wank
Boyce, I mean
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:43, Reply)
Oh, I can imagine

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:46, Reply)
I regret nothing

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:50, Reply)
Funny how an "act of immorality with a 14 year old girl" was not the career ending event it would be today.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:45, Reply)
as John Peel knew only too well, the dirty old bollocks

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:46, Reply)
Not to mention Jerry Lee Lewis...or Elvis....or Led Zeppelin

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:48, Reply)
We could be here all day listing musicians that went a bit Polanski

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:49, Reply)
Good way to spend a few hours

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)
Wanking over pissing videos?
A bit difficult at work, to be honest
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)
You're not trying hard enough

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:54, Reply)
My jeans are too tight

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
whip 'em off - problem solved

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:03, Reply)
Done and DONE

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:07, Reply)
*shakes ha-* actually you're alright mate

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:08, Reply)
*windmills*

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:32, Reply)
Do as the Romans do

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)
Get punched repeatedly by french drug addicts?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:04, Reply)
The "naughty schoolgirl" trope has not aged well.
Even something as harmless as St Trinian's seems a bit off, these days.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:55, Reply)
You could call him the original R Kelly

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:47, Reply)
who, monster munch?
I agree
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:48, Reply)
"it's technically a polanski"

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:49, Reply)
He never pissed on them.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:48, Reply)

So baby give me that toot toot
Let me give you that beep beep
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:52, Reply)
'Trapped in the closet' is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:06, Reply)
I only know the Weird Al version.
Am I missing out?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:32, Reply)
yes

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:32, Reply)
it was a spurious charge without substance, that's why

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:44, Reply)
I'll charge spuriously in to your nan mate.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:45, Reply)
oh wait, no it wasn't
I only read half the article - it turns out his appeal was initially upheld, but then he did subsequently serve time for it following a retrial.
The dirty old bollocks
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, Reply)
I don't like that at all.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:46, Reply)
fair enough
it's not my cup of tea
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:47, Reply)
strikethrough pee

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:47, Reply)
I don't see the appeal
really you're just looking at someone sitting on a chair with no trousers on. Or are you asking if we like looking at people squatting over glass tables and seeing the poo actually come out? Cos that's a bit grim; it prolly looks a bit like meat being forced into a sausage skin.

If only there was a board member obsessed with poo and sausage-making, who we could get the opinion of.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)


(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:57, Reply)
I've watched shit extrude from my offspring's anus, like Satan's Mr Whippy,
when they've decided that midway through changing their nappy is the ideal time to relieve themselves. It's not pretty.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
Do you think this post is representative of your best work?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:06, Reply)
The tragedy here is that it is

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:08, Reply)
I gave up all concept of standards a long time ago

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:11, Reply)
Hang on, is this chuck Berry we're on about or is someone else dead?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:07, Reply)
It's 'the king of the Rajasthani blues', Blind Willie Patel

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:10, Reply)
Lol willie

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:12, Reply)
Lol

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:13, Reply)
I'd totally listen to that

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:44, Reply)
I know... That was so yesterday

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:12, Reply)
I can't have been the only one who was surprised to learn that Chuck Berry hadn't died years ago.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:15, Reply)
You weren't.
I, too, assumed he had carked it yonks ago.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:19, Reply)
Nigel Havers, m8

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:25, Reply)
aka 'Nigel Havers, King of the Ravers'

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:26, Reply)
was that the radio thing he did about raves
I liked that
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:28, Reply)
I thought he was that cunt off of the good life.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:32, Reply)
You're thinking of Paul Eddington.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:36, Reply)
You're thinking of Penelope Keith

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:39, Reply)
Margo Leadbetter was a fox.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:56, Reply)
Jesus christ and grandma too

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:21, Reply)
You're thinking of Ai Weiwei

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:41, Reply)
Ai Weiwei in a manger, no crib for a bed,

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:44, Reply)
280 days until our Lord Jesus Christ's birthday.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:54, Reply)
I can't wait!

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:57, Reply)
You're thinking of nude boys

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:46, Reply)
You're thinking of moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:47, Reply)
I bet he is

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, Reply)
You're thinking of a number with Johnny Ball

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:47, Reply)
lol johnny

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
lol ball

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
lol x 2

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
lol johnny

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
lol to reverse fakie

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, Reply)
I'm thinking about yo body, oh baby I'm thinking about yo face

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:49, Reply)
Best member of the A Team, good choice m8
Lol member
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:00, Reply)
I just seen on the news that Sesamie St is going to introduce a muppet with autism.
Is it one of you lot?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:51, Reply)
It's me m8

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:58, Reply)
It's me m8
I love to autism, bro
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:58, Reply)
It's me m8

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:07, Reply)

people with autism love to parrot stuff they've read It's me m8
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:11, Reply)
It's me m8
It's me m8
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:12, Reply)
Had a small lol at the end of the article
when the woman talked about how she hoped the muppet would one day no longer be seen as "Julia with autism" but "just Julia", when the entire purpose of her existence on Sesame Street is to be "the one with autism".
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:16, Reply)
Entire cast of TBBT replaced with grey dullards possessing not one single defining trait, and still idiots watch it

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:20, Reply)
London's Burning had a black character called 'Token'
that was only, what, 25 years ago?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:22, Reply)
#takingitback

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:26, Reply)
Srsly?
How did they get away with that one?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:29, Reply)
I only remember it cos I asked my Dad what it meant
and since he was in the police at the time, he went off on a massive rant about positive discrimination etc etc
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:33, Reply)
a friend of mine during his best man speech for his black bandmate made a joke about how he was the token black member of the band
amazingly the predominantly black audience didn't collapse into fits of laughter
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:36, Reply)
south park has a character whose actual name is 'token black'

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 13:00, Reply)
Bollocks.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 12:21, Reply)