At the risk of sounding like a right bent
I do like a cheeky Mount Gay
( H.B.Mupps have you ever had an Alphabeat stranglewank?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:17, archived)

It's excellent
Cockspur also

What is it with rums and gay-sounding names?
www.31dover.com/spirits/rum/bumbu-rum.html
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:27, archived)

This looks interesting
www.31dover.com/spirits/rum/dark-rum/plantation-pineapple-stiggins-fancy.html
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:28, archived)

It's the naval connection.
Rum was popular amongst sailors, sailors would spend weeks/months at sea with no women, you know what that leads to.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:31, archived)

No, I'm afraid I don't, m8

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:34, archived)

^ so deep in denial, he needs to watch out for crocodiles

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 15:35, archived)