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This lunchtime someone stole my spleen and lung. AMA

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
That was me m8
It's not great tbh, like a gristly haggis. I also had boiled veal cartilage...and some nice food. I'll try most things once.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:11, archived)
Haggis is nice.
Mincing the offal and mixing with oats conceals a multitude of sins.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:16, archived)
you haven't been on a food and drink tour until you've puked up home made limoncello

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)
There was some decent WWII stuff in the market
Iron crosses and what looked like a wehrmacht medical armband.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:25, archived)
Holding out for an SS dagger tho

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:26, archived)
Bonnie Tyler'zzzzz

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:26, archived)
nice

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)
^username checks out

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:28, archived)
yeah and the natives are laughing their asses off because you're eating gunk with sheep eyes gelatin
"veal cartilage"
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)
Tasted like chicken skin

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:28, archived)
bloody tattoo parlour is shut
what kind of backwards place still has half-day closing on wednesdays?
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:13, archived)
What design did you have in mind?

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:20, archived)
i want an infected zombie bite
and if i can't get that, i'll get Gir
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:22, archived)
affe?

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:34, archived)
no, Gir from Invader Zim

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:35, archived)
Invade a who?

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:37, archived)
*google*
oh, yes, I see now. Very nice, I'm sure.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)
i love that show

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:42, archived)
flaming dice, obvs

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:18, archived)
Fucking ouch
my motorbike insurance is coming in at 850 at the cheapest. It cost less than 800 last year and that was for a brand new machine... FFS
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:26, archived)
That's cos you're a fucking disaster area Gary

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)
They don't know that do they?!
As far as they're concerned I'm a respectable, sensible person. That's what I say on the forms. Imagine if I was honest...
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:32, archived)
Ouch. Bit steep.
Do you live in central London or something?
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
yes but I lived here last year too
all the reasons why it would be expensive are the same this year as last, but the bike is a year older and I've got a year longer on the license, why the fuck has it gone up?!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:38, archived)
gutted

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
Skinned and filletted too

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)

www.reddit.com/r/hittableFaces/comments/6y702p/this_goofy_retarded_wigger/
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:54, archived)
Make a note on your donor card that, in the event that your death in a bike related mishap leaves anything salvageable,
your spleen is to be given to mcbeef, for sandwich purposes.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:58, archived)