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morning

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 6:29, archived)
Morning Grry
My tonsils are rebelling
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 7:55, archived)
When I blow my nose, something close to epoxy resin comes out
You could grease bearings with it
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)
Urgh.
It's definitely lurgy season
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:03, archived)
O hai.
New job starts in exactly one month. I'm going to see how much weight I can lose by then.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:03, archived)
are you a ft chunk now then?
Or you just want to get into slim-fit shirts to woo the office floozies?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)
I've turned into a bit of a fat chunk of late.
Didn't go to the gym once in January, which I could disingenuously blame on being in and out of hospital and rehab but I went to the gym yesterday and worked out with one hand (fnarr) and it was fine.

I've also been eating like a dustbin since Christmas, so that hasn't helped.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:10, archived)
I've found a good way to lose weight
is to get really ill and stop eating. I'm down 2kg this week.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)
Have you had a professional medical opinion on how long this is likely to last?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:35, archived)
nah, it's just a combination of seasonal viruses
the trouble is the kid, which acts as a disease vector and brings home every fucking cold and flu from the nursery, and then infects me
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)
So as soon as you get over one bug, the kid brings home a new one?
Sounds like a barrel of laughs alright.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)
yeah, and this time around she got three at once
hence the emergency treatment.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)
congrats to kylie jenner

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:13, archived)
Yassss kween Kylie

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:15, archived)
I have to say, for a transexual she's actually not that bad looking.

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:19, archived)
Wait it's had a baby? Amazing what science can do these days.

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)
dunno why you're surprised, you managed to make one

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)
Yello

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:17, archived)
chukachuKAAA m8

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)
hey baby
(uuh, aah)
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:33, archived)
dunno how to respond to this

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)
just let him know if you'll be his girl

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:52, archived)
certainly not

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)
Broke my denture again yesterday
I'm starting to think about getting the implants. So to speak.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:42, archived)
your tits are big enough love x

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:44, archived)
I just happy that someone noticed x

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:44, archived)
If you bow at all, bow low.

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)
beau lau

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)
sweeet charrrrrio-ot

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)
rip em all out and tarmac over it m8

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)
It's driving me fucking crazy
My first bridge lasted 18 years. My mum's one has lasted more like 40. I've had this one repaired twice in the last 6 months.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:48, archived)
They don't make 'em like they used to etc. etc.

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)
Clearly
or the adhesive isn't as good, at least.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:52, archived)
if you're morning and you know it clap your hands

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)
that is not appropriate behaviour for a funeral

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)
it might be one of those black people ones with all the singing and dancing and clapping hands and all that

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)
I've got a black one lol

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:59, archived)
brrrrr

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:52, archived)
stiff nips?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)
Banzai!

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)
is that racist? I think it might be racist

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:29, archived)
I pulled up my eyes onto slits, as I typed, too!
Comedy racism is OK, I think.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:04, archived)
How can you type AND do chinky eyes at the same time?
Did you get someone in the office to help?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:43, archived)
This head dobber is a real lifesaver!

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:48, archived)
Morning.
Got my pi hole up and running, over the weekend.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)
nice work
I'm building a custom controller for video editing. It looks like shit but it should speed up my work a bit.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)
Hope it's got a big knob.

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
oh it's got one of those alright

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:23, archived)

it's got I am

lol
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)
lol

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:30, archived)
lol

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:30, archived)
yes it has
i.imgur.com/Cp1y8aK.jpg
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)
Cor! I don't think Two Hats will be able to compete with that.

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:28, archived)
woah

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)
I'm presuming everyone has died and I'm the sole survivor

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:39, archived)
Urgh, another one of THOSE weekend
I feel like someone's put my brain through a spin cycle
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:44, archived)
alright pete burns

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:49, archived)
Massive drugs, the SIx Nations or the Super Bowl?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:54, archived)
Massive drugs

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)