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www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/havant-family-horrified-after-finding-e-cigarette-in-a-box-of-chicken-kievs-1-8368488
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)
Chicken Kievs?
What is this, 1987?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)
I like a kiev me
imagine if macca d's put one in a bun, lovingly drizzled with the chef's special sauce
why that would be very heaven
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)
It'd piss garlic butter all over your hand as soon as you bit into it, though.
You've got to think of the consequences.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)
so it's finger lickin' good?
I don't see that as a downside
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)
But would it still be a Chicken Kiev?
Their sauce has transformative properties, y'know.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)
Maybe a McKiev?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)
Genius.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:41, archived)
mcdonalds do American food, not commie muck

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:16, archived)
Trump loves a bit of commie muck
Especially round the dirtbox regions
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)
60quid in vouchers for the inconvenience of receiving a free vaper
and they're still not happy?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)
People are never happy
Particularly when they're (almost certainly) lying about finding an e-cigarette in a box of kievs.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)
the statement from tesco was pretty clear that these people are lying

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)
well, they can only speculate
but yes, they're probably lying. How much do these things weigh? I've never held an e-cigarette.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)
The battery alone has got to be close in weight to a kiev
and those packing machines definitely have scales to make sure no-one gets an extra kiev by accident, the stingy cunts.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)
Exactly
and even if, somehow, one of these things ended up in the box, you'd notice when you picked it up at teh supermarket, surely. Pricks.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)
wankers

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)