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Overweight, yet strangely attractive to women, archaeologist with very little grasp on those annoying necessities of life like paying bills and changing my address when I move house.

Just about to move to Surrey after 10 years in Bournemouth. Reckon I'm going to find that odd....from one overpriced town to an even more overpriced place.....what a daft twat

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» Worst Nicknames Ever

Monkey's genitals
Not me I might add - but an erstwhile colleague enjoyed the moniker 'Monkey Scrotum Face' due to his uncanny resemblance to said item of ape anatomy.
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 13:01, More)

» Dad Jokes

Hungry and Thirsty
Always, always, always the response....even to this day and I'm 28 now...:

Me: Dad, I'm thirsty
Dad: Well I'm Friday

&

Me: Dad I'm hungry
Dad: Well I'm Bulgaria/Romania/other assorted eastern european countries
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 15:08, More)

» Dad Jokes

Wine
...and then there's the:

Dad: Have you heard about the new Canadian wine?
Us: No (although we have by now)
Dad: (in Canadian/American accent) 'I'm not an American...I'm a Canadiaaaaan!'

he nearly had a seizure once after that....
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 15:10, More)