b3ta.com user skimmer
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for skimmer:
Profile Info:

name: sean


site: . : : manta : : .


pics:



God with Amusing Nose




Proboscis Shitzu




Digestive System




Nose with Dog with Nose




Fruitweiler




Devil Dog




Dark Side of the Boon




Beached Dubyapus




Super Shape Fighter 2




The Italian Jobby




Granny Crisis




Recent front page messages:


none

Best answers to questions:

» My Wanking Disasters

Hey maddave!
The Candyman in waders who haunts my dreams could have been directed to the public park by you and your mate.
I owe you a fat lip.
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 13:39, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Public Toilet Shandymen Part 2
Similar to the winkng wanker post above.
I'd finished work for the day, and in dire need of a slash, darted into a public lav.
A public lav in a public park. Should I have expected any less?
Anyway,upon entry I saw your dictionary defination dirty old man. Tweed cap, grey bristley face, waistcoat.
*But* he was wearing those big rubber fishing waders, y'know, big rubbery leggings, and was busily rattling one out while looking over at poor me!
Christ knows how disturbing, or indeed dangerous this could have been if a kid went in instead of me.
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 13:29, More)