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If you're going to San Francisco...
...be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
(Wed 6th Dec 2006, 7:02, More)

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Sportswear cultists...
Are chavs or scallies.

Whilst a crafty butcher takes meat in the back door...

Re-engaging lurking device.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 17:53, More)

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If you ever go to Shoeburyness...
...take the A road, the okay road, that's the best.
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 14:14, More)