» My Worst Vomit

Double Dumper
My mates had a house party a few years back, as you do when you're 16 and your parents go on holiday leaving you unattended. About 20 of us descended on this house, and after drinking all the beer we brought with us, the next logical thing was to drink our way through his parents drinks cabinet. Not one by one, but all at once mixed up in a massive fruit bowl. Suprising everyone made it to bed without puking, but i woke up 2 hours later, with my bladder on fire storm into my mates bathroom to find him completely naked puking his guts up. He tells me he's nearly done, with chunks dripping down his chin, goes for a final wretch and a little nugget popped out the other end. He still hasn't lived it down.
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 17:49, More)

» Useless Information

Zebras can't be ridden...
unlike a horse which bucks, a zebra will simply roll over and crush the person on its back.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 19:23, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Dunno if this has already been told...
Whats 12" long and makes a woman scream in the middle of the night?

Cot death

i'm sorry...
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 1:14, More)

» People with Stupid Names

My mate at uni
was called Max Windows. Not all that amusing, but it tickled me.
(Sat 28th Aug 2004, 18:16, More)

» Slang Survey

Particularly pissed when i came out with it.....
"My mouth's drier than a snakes twat", much to my mates amusement...
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 18:32, More)