Profile for Ulmus:
I am about that big, about that old, about that wise and about to make up some more shit.
"Don't think much of these french Maginot line toilets, but what do you expect from a bunch of chesse eating surrender monkeys"
Ulmus's classic quotes.
To a teenage snot.
“I don’t like you son. But nothing will change the fact that I still want to pump your Mum”
"Its not about the money. It's just the way it makes me feel."
"You seem to have your foot in a dead dog"
"Some people go on about what they are going to do and when they are going to do it, the plain fact is that I have already done it, so Fuck’em"
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I am about that big, about that old, about that wise and about to make up some more shit.
"Don't think much of these french Maginot line toilets, but what do you expect from a bunch of chesse eating surrender monkeys"
Ulmus's classic quotes.
To a teenage snot.
“I don’t like you son. But nothing will change the fact that I still want to pump your Mum”
"Its not about the money. It's just the way it makes me feel."
"You seem to have your foot in a dead dog"
"Some people go on about what they are going to do and when they are going to do it, the plain fact is that I have already done it, so Fuck’em"
Recent front page messages:
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Best answers to questions:
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