You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for broadsword:
Profile Info:

Feeling tired? Work getting you down? Relationship problems?

A perineum oiling could help you!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAABroadsword's Perineum Oiling Services
First in the phone book.

Ooh hello!

I am a bloke. I (increasingly infrequently) make music & dj and stuff. I don't particularly like football yet am not drawn to the brown side. If you're reading this I am probably online and almost certainly drunk.

I recently celebrated my 15000th post on /talk by getting my cock out. Broadswords cock.

Some rubbish music what I done made:
*links removed as the hosting site appears to be dead. They were all great though. You've missed out.*

DJ Munkyfelcha - Good E Felcha

DJ Broadsword - Mayaha

DJ Munkyfelcha - Munky Techno

DJ Broadsword - Acid Titwank

I'd just like to thank you so much for visiting my profile. I really appreciate it!

Have you had your hair done? It looks great!

Have a nice day now.



Mabel the Crustacean (thanks Happy Phantom)

cr3 speaks TRUTH

as does KRISTINE

and Master Of Turnips

and KRISTINE (again)

Baldmonkey wins the internet

Cheers to Rev Cleo for this:



*points*









Teh /talk Insomniac Club

I DESIRE THE GOLDEN BUM OF DING

Recent front page messages:


none

Best answers to questions:

» Banks

Right, I had some stuff happen
the consequences were hilarious

won't someone be my friend?
(Wed 22nd Jul 2009, 5:31, More)