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First in the phone book.
Ooh hello!
I am a bloke. I (increasingly infrequently) make music & dj and stuff. I don't particularly like football yet am not drawn to the brown side. If you're reading this I am probably online and almost certainly drunk.
I recently celebrated my 15000th post on /talk by getting my cock out. Broadswords cock.
Some rubbish music what I done made:
*links removed as the hosting site appears to be dead. They were all great though. You've missed out.*
DJ Munkyfelcha - Good E Felcha
DJ Broadsword - Mayaha
DJ Munkyfelcha - Munky Techno
DJ Broadsword - Acid Titwank
I'd just like to thank you so much for visiting my profile. I really appreciate it!
Have you had your hair done? It looks great!
Have a nice day now.

Mabel the Crustacean (thanks Happy Phantom)
cr3 speaks TRUTH
as does KRISTINE
and Master Of Turnips
and KRISTINE (again)
Baldmonkey wins the internet
Cheers to Rev Cleo for this:

*points*




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- a member for 6 years, 7 months and 8 days
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- has posted 1 stories and 99 replies on question of the week
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Feeling tired? Work getting you down? Relationship problems?
A perineum oiling could help you!
First in the phone book.
Ooh hello!
I am a bloke. I (increasingly infrequently) make music & dj and stuff. I don't particularly like football yet am not drawn to the brown side. If you're reading this I am probably online and almost certainly drunk.
I recently celebrated my 15000th post on /talk by getting my cock out. Broadswords cock.
Some rubbish music what I done made:
*links removed as the hosting site appears to be dead. They were all great though. You've missed out.*
DJ Munkyfelcha - Good E Felcha
DJ Broadsword - Mayaha
DJ Munkyfelcha - Munky Techno
DJ Broadsword - Acid Titwank
I'd just like to thank you so much for visiting my profile. I really appreciate it!
Have you had your hair done? It looks great!
Have a nice day now.

Mabel the Crustacean (thanks Happy Phantom)
cr3 speaks TRUTH
as does KRISTINE
and Master Of Turnips
and KRISTINE (again)
Baldmonkey wins the internet
Cheers to Rev Cleo for this:

*points*




I DESIRE THE GOLDEN BUM OF DING
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