» Lies Your Parents Told You

Food
My parents would struggle to get me to eat meat, so they came up with the brilliant idea that cartoon characters brought the food especially for me. Spiderman brought Pork and Iceman brought chicken, the sad thing is that it worked.

It would explain my comics obsession as well
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 14:41, More)

» Scars with history

Roundabouts
I have a scar on the top of my head, where i fell under a roundabout. The roundabout started to get a bit too fast for my liking, so i decided i should try and get off. I lost my footing and somehow managed to fall over and roll under the roundabout. I heard someone tell me to not get up. Have you ever tried not to do something when your a told not too, its impossible. So i raised my head and bang hit on the underside of a fast moving circular sheet of metal.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 11:58, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

I got dunped
I got dumped by text message on the Friday morning of Reading 2001. We had spent one night together in a tent. She said my friends and i were too childish.
What the fuck? And not telling me to my face is the most mature thing to do
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:53, More)

» Scars with history

Kicking Pencils
I treid to play football with a pencil. I kicked the pencil, but it stuck in the gap betweeen the big toe on my right foot and the toe next to it. If your going to play football a sock is not good enough protection!
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 11:51, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I didnt start it
But a bin was on fire outside the building where I work today, the amount of people that just walked past oblivous. Dumb twunts. Dont know how it started but there wsa a lot of smoke.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 23:35, More)