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» Crappy Prizes
Old Folks Home Xmas Raffle...
My grandparents used to volunteer at a retirement home and my Dad used to play the carols on the piano for their xmas party every year. Aged 12, I remember finally getting one of my raffle numbers drawn for the first time, (having bought about 20 every year) allowing me to go and collect the last remaining prize on the table...
A leg of ham almost as big as me.
I'm Jewish.
Oh joy.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 10:00, More)
Old Folks Home Xmas Raffle...
My grandparents used to volunteer at a retirement home and my Dad used to play the carols on the piano for their xmas party every year. Aged 12, I remember finally getting one of my raffle numbers drawn for the first time, (having bought about 20 every year) allowing me to go and collect the last remaining prize on the table...
A leg of ham almost as big as me.
I'm Jewish.
Oh joy.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 10:00, More)
» Shame
teachers again...
yup - i've accidentally called my teacher 'mum' before. but worse than that, i once shouted, 'bye - i love you' to my PE teacher on leaving school.
(A friend of mine accidentally did that to a client too recently over the phone, and then had to call back to tell him that he didn't really love him. just a slip of the tongue etc etc... shaaaaaame.)
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 9:39, More)
teachers again...
yup - i've accidentally called my teacher 'mum' before. but worse than that, i once shouted, 'bye - i love you' to my PE teacher on leaving school.
(A friend of mine accidentally did that to a client too recently over the phone, and then had to call back to tell him that he didn't really love him. just a slip of the tongue etc etc... shaaaaaame.)
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 9:39, More)
» Injured Siblings
Knight Rider...
When we were small, I was fortunate enought to be close friends with Michael Knight (or so little bro believed). Close enough even to have an invisible communications microchip implanted into my wrist (roughly under my barbie watch) whereby i could talk to Michael Knight whenever I needed to. Michael and I were arranging for my brother to have his very own 'Kit' to get to and from school in... but of course, whenever my brother displeased me, I would talk furtively into my wrist cancelling delivery arrangements, causing my brother of course to panic, apologise profusely and agree to give me all his toys/let me fill my barbie swimming pool with his ghostbusters ectoplasm/ dress up as the damsel in distress in our 2-person roleplays and let me fire arrows at him. It kept on fooling him until he was in his mid-teens or something. (OK - 7 praps!)
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 15:14, More)
Knight Rider...
When we were small, I was fortunate enought to be close friends with Michael Knight (or so little bro believed). Close enough even to have an invisible communications microchip implanted into my wrist (roughly under my barbie watch) whereby i could talk to Michael Knight whenever I needed to. Michael and I were arranging for my brother to have his very own 'Kit' to get to and from school in... but of course, whenever my brother displeased me, I would talk furtively into my wrist cancelling delivery arrangements, causing my brother of course to panic, apologise profusely and agree to give me all his toys/let me fill my barbie swimming pool with his ghostbusters ectoplasm/ dress up as the damsel in distress in our 2-person roleplays and let me fire arrows at him. It kept on fooling him until he was in his mid-teens or something. (OK - 7 praps!)
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 15:14, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
twins?
before i met hubby, went briefly out with one of a pair of identical twins. needless to say i had more of a crush on the bro than the one i was with.
oh - and it still pisses hubby off that i have a crush on hugh laurie that will never, never die. (also rufus sewell. i think it's a posh thing.)
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 14:48, More)
twins?
before i met hubby, went briefly out with one of a pair of identical twins. needless to say i had more of a crush on the bro than the one i was with.
oh - and it still pisses hubby off that i have a crush on hugh laurie that will never, never die. (also rufus sewell. i think it's a posh thing.)
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 14:48, More)