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Jesus Cocking Christ
I've just been on the phone to the Lexmark support team in Bangalore and it wasn't too far removed from this.
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 9:28, More)
I've just been on the phone to the Lexmark support team in Bangalore and it wasn't too far removed from this.
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 9:28, More)
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» Your Revenge Stories
Simple but effective
Utter bitch of a flatmate / landlady was on the slim-fast diet. I swapped her slim-fast for Build-Up.
She never twigged.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:50, More)
Simple but effective
Utter bitch of a flatmate / landlady was on the slim-fast diet. I swapped her slim-fast for Build-Up.
She never twigged.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:50, More)
» Local Nutters
I recall getting on a tube carriage
That was completely empty apart from one other occupant, an old rastafarian man who was conducting a conversation with his reflection on the other side of the carriage.
I say "conversation"; one half was venomous Jamaican patois, the other consisted of one word - "warlord". Thus:
"Who yuh look at? I cut yuh rass, bloodclaaat!"
"Warlord."
"You tink yuh hard, yuh fuckin' bumbleclaart?"
"Warlord."
I got off at the next stop. Double quick.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:15, More)
I recall getting on a tube carriage
That was completely empty apart from one other occupant, an old rastafarian man who was conducting a conversation with his reflection on the other side of the carriage.
I say "conversation"; one half was venomous Jamaican patois, the other consisted of one word - "warlord". Thus:
"Who yuh look at? I cut yuh rass, bloodclaaat!"
"Warlord."
"You tink yuh hard, yuh fuckin' bumbleclaart?"
"Warlord."
I got off at the next stop. Double quick.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:15, More)
» Food sabotage
Simple but effective
How do you exact subtle vengeance on your fat lummox of a flatmate who keeps stealing your booze and staple foods?
Why, you substitute her Slim Fast shakes with Build-Up.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 16:38, More)
Simple but effective
How do you exact subtle vengeance on your fat lummox of a flatmate who keeps stealing your booze and staple foods?
Why, you substitute her Slim Fast shakes with Build-Up.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 16:38, More)
» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
I went to Luton.
Beat that.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 12:18, More)
I went to Luton.
Beat that.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 12:18, More)
» Best Comebacks
After telling an appallingly tasteless joke
My mate said, "Ah, you're a cunt, you are".
To which I replied with a shrug,
"You are what you eat".
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 8:12, More)
After telling an appallingly tasteless joke
My mate said, "Ah, you're a cunt, you are".
To which I replied with a shrug,
"You are what you eat".
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 8:12, More)