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Lazy student waster, Newcastle
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» My Wanking Disasters
During my formative years...
I would indulge myself before I went to sleep, often just after my parents had gone to bed in the next room. My bed was an ancient pine thing with a sprung base. On one such occasion I was enjoying a particularly energetic session when my dad burst in wondering what was causing the loud creaking noise. Thinking quickly, I blurted out that I had been bouncing on the bed. That would explain my breathlessness and red face, then... Couldn't look him in the eye at breakfast the next day.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 23:11, More)
During my formative years...
I would indulge myself before I went to sleep, often just after my parents had gone to bed in the next room. My bed was an ancient pine thing with a sprung base. On one such occasion I was enjoying a particularly energetic session when my dad burst in wondering what was causing the loud creaking noise. Thinking quickly, I blurted out that I had been bouncing on the bed. That would explain my breathlessness and red face, then... Couldn't look him in the eye at breakfast the next day.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 23:11, More)