» Stalked

My mental ex
I suspect /\ this may be a common title this week.

I grew up in the countryside and became a cliché at the age of 13 when I lost my virginity to a farm-hand in a barn (the shame). He was 18 and treated me like a Goddess, I loved him with my entire being. He taught me A LOT about sex which I appreciated greatly at the time.

THEN, He started to creep me out, little things at first – wanting me to shave my numpty (this was 15 years ago when that was quite unusual, and anyway I was 13, hardly Chewbacca) – telling me I couldn’t wear skirts unless I was at home with him – punching a hole through his bedroom door the day I wore mascara, punching a hole in every condom we used so I would get pregnant (from the age of 13) you know, little things.

After 4 years of this shit I got the fuck out of there. Found out I was pregnant (Doh!)

Then came the stalking…

He put 3 of those valentines ‘ads’ in the local paper “Cakes, you can’t escape, love always finds a way” “To Cakes, Coming ready or noooooot x” “Cakes – One way or another I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonnna getcha getcha getcha getcha”

He sent me a valentine card, with some dead flowers, that said “Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ve got a gun and I’m going to shoot you” - which was sweet.

At this point my father called the police. The local rag was horrified at the idea of giving out the name of one of its anonymous ‘lovenote’ contributors; the police actually had to get a fucking warrant. aaaaaarrrrgggggg

He turned up on my doorstep with a knife said he was going to stab me in the stomach (pregnant remember) and watch me die.

He wrote me a letter describing how he was going to come into my A level exam hall (by this point I was 8 1/2 months pregnant) and shoot everyone there, then me, in the belly and watch me die.

He was sectioned (shocka) and somehow convinced his fucking moron of a nurse to call me at 10pm and ask me to come in and see him, it was his baby after all. I told her to call the police and ask them what he though of his baby. Stupid bitch.

*And breathe*

Anyway, he then took me to court for access (fair enough, if supervised, he was *technically* her father) Showed up to one meeting, rang my home phone a lot and hung up for a couple of months (didn’t know about 1471 - stupid fuckweasle) then we never saw him again.

**HAPPY DANCE**
(Thu 31st Jan 2008, 16:45, More)

» Council Cunts

SHEFFIELD CITY COUNCIL
It is an anagram of "Cunts icily filched foe" though...
(Tue 31st Jul 2007, 15:33, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

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I've decided to stop buying clothes from new look/accesories from claires cos these places are now where my daughter shops *shame*
(Mon 1st Nov 2004, 17:05, More)

» Injured Siblings

Poor little scamp
I threw a washing basket down a flight of stairs and it landed on and broke my brothers nose
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 11:11, More)