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Yes, a yoink. And an oldish one at that.
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Yes, a yoink. And an oldish one at that.
More later, perhaps.
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» Embarrassing Injuries
Gurgh. Vasectomy....
Pre-op instructions to the patient for the night before: shave the area of concern. But...but...well, OK. Not exactly a part of the bod what are smooth as a baby's arse, but I gave it my best and a few nicks as well.
Doctor, upon seeing the theatre of operation the next day: "Oh, I see you started without me."
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 5:44, More)
Gurgh. Vasectomy....
Pre-op instructions to the patient for the night before: shave the area of concern. But...but...well, OK. Not exactly a part of the bod what are smooth as a baby's arse, but I gave it my best and a few nicks as well.
Doctor, upon seeing the theatre of operation the next day: "Oh, I see you started without me."
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 5:44, More)
» Things you've done when you've had no money.
Not really skint, rather pathological tightwaddedness...
Needed (acoustic) guitar saddle, made one out of an antler found in the forest...guitar (electric) body out of a discarded coffee table top (luverly wood, turns out)...no haircut for 9 months now...Everclear is cheap but fergawdsake mix it...burnt fingertips from unsoldering salvageable bits from junked gidgets.
Once when actually broke made dessert of baked mashed carrots sweetened with sugar packets from inconvenience store kaffee kounter. Did not achieve expectations but thought of beta carotene and ate it.
(Wed 13th Oct 2004, 3:41, More)
Not really skint, rather pathological tightwaddedness...
Needed (acoustic) guitar saddle, made one out of an antler found in the forest...guitar (electric) body out of a discarded coffee table top (luverly wood, turns out)...no haircut for 9 months now...Everclear is cheap but fergawdsake mix it...burnt fingertips from unsoldering salvageable bits from junked gidgets.
Once when actually broke made dessert of baked mashed carrots sweetened with sugar packets from inconvenience store kaffee kounter. Did not achieve expectations but thought of beta carotene and ate it.
(Wed 13th Oct 2004, 3:41, More)