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I'm tall, 6 feet and 8 inches to be precise.Doing an extra year of 6th form due to cocking up my A-Levels first time round. I need to get some decent grades to escape this hell hole (Isle of Wight) one of the funnest places on the planet
I'm currently living it up in Birmingham at uni. Trying not to blow myself up doing chemistry
If any of you feel a strange and sudden urge to contact me then you can msn me at sexmonkay(insertsquigglehere)hotmail.com
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I'm tall, 6 feet and 8 inches to be precise.
I'm currently living it up in Birmingham at uni. Trying not to blow myself up doing chemistry
If any of you feel a strange and sudden urge to contact me then you can msn me at sexmonkay(insertsquigglehere)hotmail.com
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» Shit Stories
On a school ski trip...
to austria i managed to pull off the biggest shit you ever did see. As it was austria they had those german style toilets where your shit rests on a shelf before u flush (no idea why but hey) so after my giant struggle of the push i was left with a giant turd about the width of my arm lying there looking up at me...... the bastard wouldnt flush!!! So ten minutes someone walked in to the cubicle already expecting something nasty (the smell was horrific). I could hear the shout from my room down the corridor. Not content with beating it with the guy went and got his mates to have a look who al brought cameras and posed beside it as if it was theirs, strange people. After its fifteen minutes of fame the turd remained there overnight until i was awoken by loud scream of disgust of the cleaning lady.....
(Thu 6th May 2004, 19:40, More)
On a school ski trip...
to austria i managed to pull off the biggest shit you ever did see. As it was austria they had those german style toilets where your shit rests on a shelf before u flush (no idea why but hey) so after my giant struggle of the push i was left with a giant turd about the width of my arm lying there looking up at me...... the bastard wouldnt flush!!! So ten minutes someone walked in to the cubicle already expecting something nasty (the smell was horrific). I could hear the shout from my room down the corridor. Not content with beating it with the guy went and got his mates to have a look who al brought cameras and posed beside it as if it was theirs, strange people. After its fifteen minutes of fame the turd remained there overnight until i was awoken by loud scream of disgust of the cleaning lady.....
(Thu 6th May 2004, 19:40, More)