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Blerk in Brussels moving back to Albion, to be an electrician, to makes loads of dosh then bugger off to North west spain where theres no bleedin hermans, or septics, in fact, no-one at all. Thats it, I'm going to be a hermit!
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Blerk in Brussels moving back to Albion, to be an electrician, to makes loads of dosh then bugger off to North west spain where theres no bleedin hermans, or septics, in fact, no-one at all. Thats it, I'm going to be a hermit!
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» Embarrassing Injuries
Fire....
The old flaming Drambuie trick, a little spit of Drambuie in little goblet glasses, set fire to them, then stick them to your body, the vacuum holds them there. My old record was 22 of them.
This time, V. V. drunk, no drambuie available, but the flaming Sambuca glasses seemed like a good idea, no they aren't, particularly if you spill the flaming liquid down you before you stick the glass to your chest, agent orange alert, this stuff sticks like glue and keeps on burning. 2nd degree burns, huge great cold cream chest pack on for 2 weeks, a visit to the hospital every day with the doctor bringing his mates in so I could tell them how it happened, and some pictures taken for a book called 'Most stupid drunk accidents we have seen' or something like that.
Cool scars though :-)
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 12:38, More)
Fire....
The old flaming Drambuie trick, a little spit of Drambuie in little goblet glasses, set fire to them, then stick them to your body, the vacuum holds them there. My old record was 22 of them.
This time, V. V. drunk, no drambuie available, but the flaming Sambuca glasses seemed like a good idea, no they aren't, particularly if you spill the flaming liquid down you before you stick the glass to your chest, agent orange alert, this stuff sticks like glue and keeps on burning. 2nd degree burns, huge great cold cream chest pack on for 2 weeks, a visit to the hospital every day with the doctor bringing his mates in so I could tell them how it happened, and some pictures taken for a book called 'Most stupid drunk accidents we have seen' or something like that.
Cool scars though :-)
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 12:38, More)
» Toilets
Love Shack
Papa Joe's in Brussels, a rough old Ex-Pat bar, previously Twickers, then O'Dwyers, and now, imaginatively 'The Pub', good music, dancing on the shelves, people taking off clothes, a new fashion drink every week, a place where people told you afterwards what you did there ;-)
The disgusting, tiny, falling down toilets, right next to the bar.
The Gentlemen's Loo was renamed 'Mick XXXX's Love Shack' for the amount of times said fat ugly Oirish Fecker managed to lure drunk young girls (from all over europe) in there for a quickie.
Most of these nubile young things were on temporary attachment to the European Commission to get experience of life in Brussels...
That was an experience for them!
I hear he is a millionare businessman now, good on ya fatty :-)
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 22:28, More)
Love Shack
Papa Joe's in Brussels, a rough old Ex-Pat bar, previously Twickers, then O'Dwyers, and now, imaginatively 'The Pub', good music, dancing on the shelves, people taking off clothes, a new fashion drink every week, a place where people told you afterwards what you did there ;-)
The disgusting, tiny, falling down toilets, right next to the bar.
The Gentlemen's Loo was renamed 'Mick XXXX's Love Shack' for the amount of times said fat ugly Oirish Fecker managed to lure drunk young girls (from all over europe) in there for a quickie.
Most of these nubile young things were on temporary attachment to the European Commission to get experience of life in Brussels...
That was an experience for them!
I hear he is a millionare businessman now, good on ya fatty :-)
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 22:28, More)