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My 'omage to possibly the cheesiest fantasy movie ever
Hawk The Slayer.
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My 'omage to possibly the cheesiest fantasy movie ever
Hawk The Slayer.
My world war 2 photo collection:
Images of WW2.
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
» I just don't get it
designer labels
i mean WTF is that all about???
Surely designers should pay YOU for being a walking billboard/whore for their shite products.
Tommy or calvin are welcome to pay me for advertising space on any of my clothes - how bout 20 quid for a sleeve logo for starters.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 11:24, More)
designer labels
i mean WTF is that all about???
Surely designers should pay YOU for being a walking billboard/whore for their shite products.
Tommy or calvin are welcome to pay me for advertising space on any of my clothes - how bout 20 quid for a sleeve logo for starters.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 11:24, More)
» Stuff I've found
Dog walking free treats
i walk my 2 jack russel terriers every day and without fail i always find something worth taking home with me. Some of the more choice items include:
Marine Band Radio set.
Full size metal toolbox - complete with tools.
Dyson upright hoover (with a broken drive belt which cost me 2 quid to replace - result!)
Rabbit hutch
Various PC's
mountain bikes
People amaze me these days - they dump perfectly good stuff which could easily be repaired. Still their loss is my gain.
Although my wife has now banned me from bringing any more stuff home. :(
(Wed 12th Nov 2008, 15:41, More)
Dog walking free treats
i walk my 2 jack russel terriers every day and without fail i always find something worth taking home with me. Some of the more choice items include:
Marine Band Radio set.
Full size metal toolbox - complete with tools.
Dyson upright hoover (with a broken drive belt which cost me 2 quid to replace - result!)
Rabbit hutch
Various PC's
mountain bikes
People amaze me these days - they dump perfectly good stuff which could easily be repaired. Still their loss is my gain.
Although my wife has now banned me from bringing any more stuff home. :(
(Wed 12th Nov 2008, 15:41, More)
» Pathological Liars
The Ballad of Derek
Derek was an acquaintance who was always desperate to get into the army, he had all the keeness in the world, but unfortunately was last in line for brains. The best job he could land was a hospital porter. Little did we know he was leading a fantasy double life where he was corresponding with several women and pretending to be a captain in the infantry. We knew this as several suspicious letters arrived at the hospital addressed to Capt Derek X, so one of the lads thought he'd have a sly look. Turns out he was claiming to be a patient at the hospital, who was an infantry captain and that he had been seriously wounded on a tour of Northern Ireland. Needless to say he was referred to as Captain Bullshit after that and whenever he was around you could hear machine gun noises etc echoing down the halls.
Funnily he left the hospital after a short while and became a milkman. We later heard he was in prison as he'd been caught nicking the milk money.
Twat.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 22:22, More)
The Ballad of Derek
Derek was an acquaintance who was always desperate to get into the army, he had all the keeness in the world, but unfortunately was last in line for brains. The best job he could land was a hospital porter. Little did we know he was leading a fantasy double life where he was corresponding with several women and pretending to be a captain in the infantry. We knew this as several suspicious letters arrived at the hospital addressed to Capt Derek X, so one of the lads thought he'd have a sly look. Turns out he was claiming to be a patient at the hospital, who was an infantry captain and that he had been seriously wounded on a tour of Northern Ireland. Needless to say he was referred to as Captain Bullshit after that and whenever he was around you could hear machine gun noises etc echoing down the halls.
Funnily he left the hospital after a short while and became a milkman. We later heard he was in prison as he'd been caught nicking the milk money.
Twat.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 22:22, More)
» The Onosecond
upper class spam
One time an engineer was in testing a new exchange implementation & the decided to send a test email to the usual test mailbox. unfortunately he decided to send a one word mail consisting of the word "tosser" & rather than hitting the test mailbox instead spammed a list of charitable donors (many of who were titled or minor royals).
needless to say a quick retraction was sent & the offending engineer ushered out of the door quick smart.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 14:03, More)
upper class spam
One time an engineer was in testing a new exchange implementation & the decided to send a test email to the usual test mailbox. unfortunately he decided to send a one word mail consisting of the word "tosser" & rather than hitting the test mailbox instead spammed a list of charitable donors (many of who were titled or minor royals).
needless to say a quick retraction was sent & the offending engineer ushered out of the door quick smart.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 14:03, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
I am the law
used to go to school with his daughter, never got off with her though, just got this instead!
(Sun 7th Nov 2004, 22:31, More)
I am the law
used to go to school with his daughter, never got off with her though, just got this instead!
(Sun 7th Nov 2004, 22:31, More)