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I don't really post much on here any more... Also, I don't really have giblets for a head.
I made:
Mr. T Goes For A Drive
And:
Sweaty Bum Crack
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I don't really post much on here any more... Also, I don't really have giblets for a head.
I made:
Mr. T Goes For A Drive
And:
Sweaty Bum Crack
Recent front page messages:
All your base are belong to us
Tum te tum. I went to bed. Then I got up. I'm trying not to drink alcohol on weekdays right now, and I'm still getting used to it. *sigh*
(Thu 13th Jun 2002, 0:48, More)
Tum te tum. I went to bed. Then I got up. I'm trying not to drink alcohol on weekdays right now, and I'm still getting used to it. *sigh*
(Thu 13th Jun 2002, 0:48, More)
time spaz tenner
I'd post something new but I haven't had any time to do any photoswapping in ages.
(Mon 27th May 2002, 18:24, More)
I'd post something new but I haven't had any time to do any photoswapping in ages.
(Mon 27th May 2002, 18:24, More)
The toys became so successful...
that b3ta decided to move into the confectionery business.
(Thu 16th May 2002, 13:28, More)
that b3ta decided to move into the confectionery business.
(Thu 16th May 2002, 13:28, More)
This is what happens
when they don't give me enough work to do.
Sorry, it's a bit crap.
(Mon 29th Apr 2002, 12:40, More)
when they don't give me enough work to do.
Sorry, it's a bit crap.
(Mon 29th Apr 2002, 12:40, More)
Queen mum comes back as zombie
Classic gaming hero called to the rescue
(Tue 2nd Apr 2002, 18:49, More)
Classic gaming hero called to the rescue
(Tue 2nd Apr 2002, 18:49, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Stupid Tourists
tower of ...
An American acquaintance was wandering through London, for the first time. (She subsequently moved there.)
Upon spying Big Ben, she asked: "Is that the eiffel tower?"
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 16:47, More)
tower of ...
An American acquaintance was wandering through London, for the first time. (She subsequently moved there.)
Upon spying Big Ben, she asked: "Is that the eiffel tower?"
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 16:47, More)
» I just don't get it
Stupid kids joke
When I was a kid, about 7 or so I guess, I read the following joke in a stupid kid's joke book.
"What's the difference between a duck?
One leg is both the same."
Not only did I not get it, but that joke has been stuck in my head ever since that age, because if it's sheer stupidity. And I can usually never remember jokes. I can't believe that something I read when I was seven has managed to niggle at me for the past 20 years.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 14:09, More)
Stupid kids joke
When I was a kid, about 7 or so I guess, I read the following joke in a stupid kid's joke book.
"What's the difference between a duck?
One leg is both the same."
Not only did I not get it, but that joke has been stuck in my head ever since that age, because if it's sheer stupidity. And I can usually never remember jokes. I can't believe that something I read when I was seven has managed to niggle at me for the past 20 years.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 14:09, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Generic solution
I always liked to sing along to popular songs, replacing the word 'love' with the word 'lunch' whenever it comes along.
For example:
"I would do anything for lunch" - meatloaf
"It must me lunch, lunch, lunch" - madness
"I know what lunch is" - celine dion
Further hilarity ensues by replacing the word 'baby' with 'gravy'.
e.g.: "Gravy you're the one", "I love you gravy", "ice, ice, gravy"
This comes together perfectly with "Baby Love" by Diana Ross & The Supremes.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 12:32, More)
Generic solution
I always liked to sing along to popular songs, replacing the word 'love' with the word 'lunch' whenever it comes along.
For example:
"I would do anything for lunch" - meatloaf
"It must me lunch, lunch, lunch" - madness
"I know what lunch is" - celine dion
Further hilarity ensues by replacing the word 'baby' with 'gravy'.
e.g.: "Gravy you're the one", "I love you gravy", "ice, ice, gravy"
This comes together perfectly with "Baby Love" by Diana Ross & The Supremes.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 12:32, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Paperclips & Batteries
At school I used to get a box of paperclips, and bend them into exactly the right shape so that they'd clip on to a battery and make contact with both ends. (I'd make a few of different sizes, so that they'd fit a variety of different battery types.)
Then I'd sneak off to the science area when nobody was looking and attach them to all the batteries for the electronics equipment - so when a class came to do an electronics lesson there were no working batteries left as they'd all been short-circuited by the paper clips. Handy devices they were.
Shoolkids have way too much time on their hands.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:17, More)
Paperclips & Batteries
At school I used to get a box of paperclips, and bend them into exactly the right shape so that they'd clip on to a battery and make contact with both ends. (I'd make a few of different sizes, so that they'd fit a variety of different battery types.)
Then I'd sneak off to the science area when nobody was looking and attach them to all the batteries for the electronics equipment - so when a class came to do an electronics lesson there were no working batteries left as they'd all been short-circuited by the paper clips. Handy devices they were.
Shoolkids have way too much time on their hands.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:17, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
I love
singing (well, 'noising' if we're going to be accurate about it) hardcore drum and bass at the top of my voice, while I'm driving back from work. (No stereo, see)
People in the other cars always give me funny looks. Not sure if it's the bobbing up and down or the heavily contorted mouth movements that do it. (It's hard to make some of those swhoosh sounds)
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 22:50, More)
I love
singing (well, 'noising' if we're going to be accurate about it) hardcore drum and bass at the top of my voice, while I'm driving back from work. (No stereo, see)
People in the other cars always give me funny looks. Not sure if it's the bobbing up and down or the heavily contorted mouth movements that do it. (It's hard to make some of those swhoosh sounds)
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 22:50, More)