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Sometimes I'm a god sometimes i'm a loser but it's all a laugh at the end of the day.

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» Losing Your Virginity

sandpaper
Am I not getting the point but referring to sand paper just means rough as a badgers arse or, well....just rough and filthy. Seeing as the whole post is about losing virginity I didnt think many people would be foreplay masters :-/
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 14:03, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

sporty spice n the easiest pull ever
Being naive at a very late age i didnt lose it till I was 19...must have been my upbringing. After being in a complicated relationship with a super fit 17 year old chav who had a kid and never shaggin her I changed my attitude and decided it was time to screw anything to give my hand some relief for a while. So out clubbing one night and just gettin ready to leave... A sporty spice lookie-likey smiles and i politely smile back...she grabs me onto a crowded dance floor and snogged the living crapola out of me, never saying a word till....coming back to mine?. Woke up the next morning in a dirty student bed sit remembering how crap the whole thing was and her saying 'i'm not easy, i don't do this often' andI thought how i'd catch some horrible disease. Also found a card in her room from a friend sayin home your mental problems are resolved soon.!!!!!!! Left her wasted and sleeping and sneaked out into the darkness thinking how overrated the whole thing had been. Thankfully life got better and a few other girls corrected my thinking to....In't Sex brilliant.
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 13:06, More)