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Later he was to reflect
on a strange presence compelling him to win...
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 0:27, More)
on a strange presence compelling him to win...
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 0:27, More)
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» Best Comebacks
Retort to any 'your mum' efforts...
aye, and your mum gave aids to the monkeys.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:51, More)
Retort to any 'your mum' efforts...
aye, and your mum gave aids to the monkeys.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:51, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
The Jolly Rogers Cookbook...
has a lot to answer for. One disaster occurred after gently heating sodium nitrate and sugar in a pan until it melted together to make smokebombs. I ended-up with a hockeypuck sized 'bomb' in a pan and a spoon used as the stirrer coated in residue. After retiring upstairs to my bedroom I sat the pan on the bed and could only resist the temptation to do something completely spastic for so long.
So I decided to burn the residue off the spoon and marvel at it crackling and spitting in an enthralling fashion. Until it spat a spark straight onto the hockeypuck and ignited the fucker.
Cue 4 foot white and purple flame rapidly filling by room with smoke. Cue lumps of incandescent material spitting onto bedsheets. Cue me lifting scorching hot pan to place on non-flammable surface. It took 4 hours to clear my room, all the while praying my old man wouldn't come upstairs. Or go outside and look up at the strangely opaque windows with smoke billowing out. My hands after carrying the pan were covered in enormous blisters for a week and a half as well that could squirt pus up to 6 feet away.
*BELM*
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 1:09, More)
The Jolly Rogers Cookbook...
has a lot to answer for. One disaster occurred after gently heating sodium nitrate and sugar in a pan until it melted together to make smokebombs. I ended-up with a hockeypuck sized 'bomb' in a pan and a spoon used as the stirrer coated in residue. After retiring upstairs to my bedroom I sat the pan on the bed and could only resist the temptation to do something completely spastic for so long.
So I decided to burn the residue off the spoon and marvel at it crackling and spitting in an enthralling fashion. Until it spat a spark straight onto the hockeypuck and ignited the fucker.
Cue 4 foot white and purple flame rapidly filling by room with smoke. Cue lumps of incandescent material spitting onto bedsheets. Cue me lifting scorching hot pan to place on non-flammable surface. It took 4 hours to clear my room, all the while praying my old man wouldn't come upstairs. Or go outside and look up at the strangely opaque windows with smoke billowing out. My hands after carrying the pan were covered in enormous blisters for a week and a half as well that could squirt pus up to 6 feet away.
*BELM*
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 1:09, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Vengaboys
Any song by them, although I'll go for the Ibiza one. I'd like to tie them to a chair and repeatedly pour boiling water from a kettle on them, then peel off their flesh like a boiled tomatoe. Harsh, but they deserve no-less.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 12:53, More)
Vengaboys
Any song by them, although I'll go for the Ibiza one. I'd like to tie them to a chair and repeatedly pour boiling water from a kettle on them, then peel off their flesh like a boiled tomatoe. Harsh, but they deserve no-less.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 12:53, More)