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Pretend to be French
Next time you're trying to impress a couple of up for it Essex girls in a nasty disco in 1987, pretend to be French. With any luck, the girls will start to talkaboutyouveryfastindeedbecause thenyoucan'tunderstandwhatthey'resaying. Then you'll hear little nuggets like "Are you going to let him bang you?"

Then enjoy the full glass of Cinzano Bianco that's thrown over you when you finally admit your dastardly jape.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 0:14, More)