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Most commonly known as armedwithjello. Loves B3ta.com. 32, female, lives in Canada, has way too much time on her hands!

Also very single. Find me a man please! No reasonable offers refused!

http://www.armedwithjello.com

Also runs a social club in Kitchener-Waterloo, Canada. http://www.meetup.com/kwcoffee

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» Messing with the Dark Side

The International Hostel in Ottawa, Canada
was originally a prison, condemned in 1977 for cruelty to prisoners and reopened the following year as a hostel. It is said to be haunted by a man who was the last to be publicly hanged in Canada. Examining the evidence today says he was framed. The hostel is considered one of the most haunted places in North America.

My friend from Australia, unaware of the ghost stories, checked into that very hostel. She walked up to the third floor lounge room, and halfway between the second and third floors she felt an excruciating pain across both thighs. The pain remained for three days, until she had checked out and left the hostel.

Upon hearing this, I was amazed. I informed her that the third floor lounge room was once the prison surgery, where amputations were regularly performed without anaesthesia.
(Fri 21st Apr 2006, 4:50, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

I'm not into animals, but...
I enjoy hugging my cat while I'm naked. My mom stepped into my room one day during a fluffy cuddle, and managed to get a picture of me wearing nothing but the cat. Fortunately they did not make it onto teh intarweb. I can't believe I'm admitting this on here.

I am a sick, sick woman.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 6:16, More)

» Pure Ignorance

My Pilates instructor,
a volunteer running a class in a church, said this week that she thought maybe God made the tsunami because "those people over there" are all Muslims, and he was mad at them for worshipping another god.

She said it flippantly, and even stupider, nobody else in the room but me batted an eye when she said it. I ended up waiting until everyone else left before telling her she was a moron (in not so many words).
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 1:32, More)

» Shit Stories

My friend's uncle "Jim" had every ailment known to man.
One day, he found himself unable to shit. Several days passed, and he went to the hospital.

The doctors tried everything over the following months... enemas, laxatives, probing... they were unable to clear his bowels. After a while he was no longer allowed to eat or drink, and was put on an IV while he waited for a shit.

After FIVE MONTHS of being bedridden do to extreme constipation, his doctor told him to go home. Jim was expected to die within days, so they figured he may as well do so at home with his family. Jim asked the docter if he was going to die anyway, could he please eat something? The doctor said yes, there was nothing more that could be done so he might as well enjoy a meal.

Jim stopped at Burger King on his way home from the hospital. He sat down to eat his Whopper, and halfway through it he felt his stomach start to rumble. He managed to make it to the toilet just in time to have the largest shit ever known to come out of a human being. He made a prompt recovery, and to this day his family jokes about Burger King being "Home of the Whopper".
(Thu 6th May 2004, 14:18, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

One afternoon, the girls and I were bored.
We had no liquor, so we started playing "I Never" using shots of water. The first one to pee loses. The game involves stating something such as "I never smoked a joint" and whoever has smoked a joint (or whatever was stated) must drink. This was great for me, as out of the three of us, I was the only one that had no had a tattoo, been pregnant, lived out of town, lived with a boyfriend, taken acid, and so on and so forth. However, they got me back on things like coating myself in chocolate pudding, being topless in front of hundreds of people, flirting with married men, and leaving North America.

Drinking water sounds easy, until you find yourself giddy from exposing your friends' deepest darkest secrets, and laughing hysterically while trying not to piss yourself!

The "loser" had the last laugh, though. After 3 hours of constant water shooters, Jess finally jumped up and ran to the toilet, locking us out and taking her sweet time in the bathroom. I was considering relieving myself in the kitchen sink when she finally decided to let me in!
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 2:26, More)
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