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Stuff that would go here would be boring, because it would be about me.

There are better things you can do with your time, I'm sure.

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» Embarrassing Injuries

slides.,
When I was 10, I was showing off to everyone by walking up a slide we used to have in our back garden. As every child knows, walking up a slide is the most macho thing in the world.

You may be wondering why I refer to the slide's existence in the past tense. That's because it got thrown away after I fell through it and left an enormous hole in it.

Unfortunately, the act of falling meant that a whacking great jagged shard of plastic went through my leg, cutting it so deeply that I had to go to hospital to stop the bleeding. Personally, I swear blind that you could see bone, it was that deep. Other eyewitnesses tend to demure when asked to recall the incident.

Pride = thing before a fall. Obviously.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 20:11, More)