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» Worst Nicknames Ever

A few names
A unfortunate chap i was in college with many years ago was, and probably still is called Robert Nash. This mutated into Rob Nash, then into Nob Rash.. which he hated, so he got called it all the more.

My sister was a late developer, in the upper department if you know wot i mean.. In school she was know as "the pirate".. on account of her sunken chest.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 19:14, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

remebered another couple
In school there was this chinese kid with the most awful acne around his nose. He was universally know as bostik coz he looked like a glue sniffer.

Also a games teacher, Mr Roberts, was known as Nookie. Not coz of any extra cricular activities, but because he was the spit of Roger de Courcey.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 14:45, More)

» I just don't get it

why
being called a wanker is an insult...

so once in a while you enjoy the pleasures of Mrs hand and her five daughters, so what? So does every other male in the world, and quite a few females also.

Shirley it would be more of an insult not to be a wanker?? for example "Ha ha you don't wank you fooking genitial/limb-less spacktwunt"
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 16:50, More)

» I just don't get it

i also don't get
Why woman make such a fuss about being bum-loved?
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 23:37, More)

» I just don't get it

I really hate...
People who confuse "lending" and "borrowing", for example "can you borrow me a pen please?" to which i relpy "NO fookwit, I will however insert the pointy end in your ear and skull fook you with it".. Is it too much to ask???


Also i really dont get why cheesy cam corder clips shows are so supposedly funny.. I mean poor aunt Maude falls down a flight of stairs breaking an arm leg and hip.. yeah hilarious.
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 7:43, More)
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