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Hey mega. lomaniac. You're no jesus, yeah you're no f***ing Elvis.
I'm just a bored legal Secretary.
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Raaaa.
Hey mega. lomaniac. You're no jesus, yeah you're no f***ing Elvis.
I'm just a bored legal Secretary.
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» Shoddy Presents
Repetitive shoddy presents!
Every single year, without fail, I can guarantee that for Christmas AND birthdays I will receive at least 2 new pairs of pants from my Nan. There's nothing wrong with pants for they are necessary things, but she always gets me these HUGE tit-hugging efforts which I'll admit are very comfy, but I have about 28 pairs that have never been worn, they're just stacking up in my drawer. Maybe I could make something with them. I was hoping maybe she'd stop eventually and I could stop having to act happy every time I get some more feckin' pants but I'm 22 now and the tradition is still going strong.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 10:26, More)
Repetitive shoddy presents!
Every single year, without fail, I can guarantee that for Christmas AND birthdays I will receive at least 2 new pairs of pants from my Nan. There's nothing wrong with pants for they are necessary things, but she always gets me these HUGE tit-hugging efforts which I'll admit are very comfy, but I have about 28 pairs that have never been worn, they're just stacking up in my drawer. Maybe I could make something with them. I was hoping maybe she'd stop eventually and I could stop having to act happy every time I get some more feckin' pants but I'm 22 now and the tradition is still going strong.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 10:26, More)
» People with Stupid Names
stupid names
hehe my colleague has just come across a file for Mr Simon Squirrel
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 14:51, More)
stupid names
hehe my colleague has just come across a file for Mr Simon Squirrel
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 14:51, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
Casserole dishes
Me & my brother went through a phase of being juvenile pyromaniacs when we were about 10, we used my poor ma's casserole dishes to make little bonfires on the kitchen table consisting of newspaper, bits of old towels, anything that would burn really! Jay got too close once and signed his eyebrows and the top of his hair - if you've never witnessed singed hair, its really quite funky, it went brown & very curly just on the tips of his hair and eyebrows. It stinks, though. When we started to get a bit too adventurous for the kitchen, we relocated to the garden where we ruined mum's Le Creuset dish (they're well expensive, we got whapped for that one). Happy days!
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 11:14, More)
Casserole dishes
Me & my brother went through a phase of being juvenile pyromaniacs when we were about 10, we used my poor ma's casserole dishes to make little bonfires on the kitchen table consisting of newspaper, bits of old towels, anything that would burn really! Jay got too close once and signed his eyebrows and the top of his hair - if you've never witnessed singed hair, its really quite funky, it went brown & very curly just on the tips of his hair and eyebrows. It stinks, though. When we started to get a bit too adventurous for the kitchen, we relocated to the garden where we ruined mum's Le Creuset dish (they're well expensive, we got whapped for that one). Happy days!
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 11:14, More)