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I reside in Yorkshire Huddersfield but do not keep whippets, wear a flat cap etc.

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Royal Approval

(Tue 16th Jul 2002, 16:31, More)

Animal Park

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» Toilets

Loosely connected
More a work in progress...

Many years ago whilst learning to drive (in a knackered old Lada Samara van) I managed to slip the vehicle into reverse instead of first and backed (at speed) into my neighbours garden, shattering a beautiful white lavatory she had lovingly filled with soil and flowers.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 11:58, More)

» Teenage Poetry

Sheep Casings
Sitting in a bath full of hot dogs and brine,
Slowly brought to the boil,
I relax and reflect on the day that I've had,
And how it was worth all the toil.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 16:10, More)