» God

(Not) Jehovah's Witnesses
When I was young and argumentative, a very dignified group of very large, well dressed, West Indian ladies came a-knocking on my door.

Now you see, JW's believe in the whole Bible, warts and all. One neat and less well known factoid to use on fundamentalists is that, after Judgement Day, the 'Company of The Lord' shall number 144,000. This being made up from 12000 from each of the 12 tribes of Israel.

I pointed out to these nice polite ladies, that I found it hard to believe they were all Jewish, and therefore all would be excluded from paradise by virtue of their racial heritage.

It was like kicking puppies.

S
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 6:27, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

No really
The Whoopie Bra, to embarrass those gropers.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 22:02, More)

» Pet Peeves

I was inspired by this QOTW...
to name my new hamster 'Peeves'.

Is it worth getting another one and calling it Mortimer?

S
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 3:49, More)