» World's Sickest Joke

i kicked the kid who told this in the testicles.
Q) What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A) See you next month.

Q)what's the best part about fucking a two week year old baby?
A) deep throat from both ends.
Q)worst part?
A)cleaning blood of teh clown suit.

Q)how long does it take to microwave a baby?

A)i don't know, i was too busy jerking off.

And now, for the worlds sickest joke.
- Flipper Babies
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 5:29, More)

» Shoddy Presents

oh man.
so my birthday's on new year's. So my holiday (Hannukah) present and birthday present are relatively close, also, rarely anyone can make it to an actual birthday party, which is alright, since all the girls are already drunk for my birthday anyway.
i mean.
one time, my mother gave me a giant lego for my combined birthday/holiday present (Very nice, this is not the shit part). The my brother, whined for about ten miuntes, and just got one!. For an 11 year old boy, this is themost furstrating thing ever. Oh man, i hate siblings!
i guess i'm a whiny spoiled brat just as much as he is. but still. pure favoritism shit.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 23:21, More)