Profile for Embee90:
LOCATION
In a room in a house in a town in a state in a country in a continent in a planet in a galaxy in a universe.
GENDER
Male
AGE
Old enough to know better, young enough to not know that much
OCCUPATION
Slave driver
PERSONAL QUOTE
"Everybody's hugging!"
"My nose makes its own bubble gum!"
"I bent my Wookie!"
"I don't like you, boy-mommy!"
"Why do people run from me? *pees pants*"
"Ha ha ha! Dying tickles!"
And anything else that Ralph Wiggum says.
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Trying to find an employee in Target is like trying to find a lion in Antarctica.
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F A V O R I T E
AUTHORS
STEPHEN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean Koontz rocks too.
BOOKS
The Stand, Desperation, It, The Running Man, Sole Survivor, and the Dark Tower series
MAGAZINES
Psychology Today
NEWSPAPERS
The one that gets tossed in my driveway.
COMIC STRIPS
Garfield, Pickles, Zits, & Mother Goose and Grimm, The Far Side (why must Gary Larson retire?????)
MOVIES
All 3 Terminator movies, A Fish Called Wanda, Mystery Men, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Sixth Sense
TV Shows
The Simpsons (of course), Malcom in the Middle, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, CSI, Navy NCIS, The Simpsons, The Amazing Race, The Mole, The Simpsons, Survivor, MXC (watch SPIKE TV Saturday nights), & The Simpsons
Actors
Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Ben Stiller
TYPE OF MUSIC
Rock, anything except Elvis & The Beatles. No rap or country.
BANDS/ARTISTS
AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, Motley Crue, and many others
SPORTS
Football, baseball
TEAMS
Eagles, Rams, Diamondbacks, Dodgers
VACATION SPOTS
Anywhere but here!
FOOD
Pizza, Carne Asada, In N Out *drools*, Chick-Fil-A *drools more*, super hot chili *drowning in drool*, human flesh . . . wait, scratch that last one.
P E R S O N A L
HEIGHT
Tall enough to ride the big rides
WEIGHT
Ppht . . . scales lie, I don't want one in my house . . .
EYE COLOR
Dunno. Can't see it.
HAIR COLOR
Just a sec . . . oh, the hair on my head! [You naughty people, I was talking about chest hair. I don't know what YOU'RE thinking . . .]
FASHION STATEMENT
Clothing is a thing of the past!
Religion
What's the one where you sacrifice small children? Just kidding. I'm athiest.
ETHNICY
Caucasion. If you don't know what that means, too bad.
POLITICAL STANCE
Politics make just about as much sense as rap music.
SEXUAL ORENTATION
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CHILDREN
Look, just because 'I'm the daddy' doesn't mean I'm marrying you.
PERSONAL AD
Okay, what am I advertising? *looks at cue card* Oh. *clears throat* Hemorrhoids bothering you? Does it hurt to sit down? Do you feel like you sat on a golf ball? Then get new Roids-Away! Made from sulfuric acid, Roids-Away painfully burns those irritating hemorrhoids away while leaving your anus with a bloody, tingling feeling! Side affects include death, but are extremely rare (odds of death 9:10). Roids-Away! Check your local drugstore! *fades to black*
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LOCATION
In a room in a house in a town in a state in a country in a continent in a planet in a galaxy in a universe.
GENDER
Male
AGE
Old enough to know better, young enough to not know that much
OCCUPATION
Slave driver
PERSONAL QUOTE
"Everybody's hugging!"
"My nose makes its own bubble gum!"
"I bent my Wookie!"
"I don't like you, boy-mommy!"
"Why do people run from me? *pees pants*"
"Ha ha ha! Dying tickles!"
And anything else that Ralph Wiggum says.
========================
Trying to find an employee in Target is like trying to find a lion in Antarctica.
========================
F A V O R I T E
AUTHORS
STEPHEN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean Koontz rocks too.
BOOKS
The Stand, Desperation, It, The Running Man, Sole Survivor, and the Dark Tower series
MAGAZINES
Psychology Today
NEWSPAPERS
The one that gets tossed in my driveway.
COMIC STRIPS
Garfield, Pickles, Zits, & Mother Goose and Grimm, The Far Side (why must Gary Larson retire?????)
MOVIES
All 3 Terminator movies, A Fish Called Wanda, Mystery Men, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Sixth Sense
TV Shows
The Simpsons (of course), Malcom in the Middle, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, CSI, Navy NCIS, The Simpsons, The Amazing Race, The Mole, The Simpsons, Survivor, MXC (watch SPIKE TV Saturday nights), & The Simpsons
Actors
Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Ben Stiller
TYPE OF MUSIC
Rock, anything except Elvis & The Beatles. No rap or country.
BANDS/ARTISTS
AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, Motley Crue, and many others
SPORTS
Football, baseball
TEAMS
Eagles, Rams, Diamondbacks, Dodgers
VACATION SPOTS
Anywhere but here!
FOOD
Pizza, Carne Asada, In N Out *drools*, Chick-Fil-A *drools more*, super hot chili *drowning in drool*, human flesh . . . wait, scratch that last one.
P E R S O N A L
HEIGHT
Tall enough to ride the big rides
WEIGHT
Ppht . . . scales lie, I don't want one in my house . . .
EYE COLOR
Dunno. Can't see it.
HAIR COLOR
Just a sec . . . oh, the hair on my head! [You naughty people, I was talking about chest hair. I don't know what YOU'RE thinking . . .]
FASHION STATEMENT
Clothing is a thing of the past!
Religion
What's the one where you sacrifice small children? Just kidding. I'm athiest.
ETHNICY
Caucasion. If you don't know what that means, too bad.
POLITICAL STANCE
Politics make just about as much sense as rap music.
SEXUAL ORENTATION
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
CHILDREN
Look, just because 'I'm the daddy' doesn't mean I'm marrying you.
PERSONAL AD
Okay, what am I advertising? *looks at cue card* Oh. *clears throat* Hemorrhoids bothering you? Does it hurt to sit down? Do you feel like you sat on a golf ball? Then get new Roids-Away! Made from sulfuric acid, Roids-Away painfully burns those irritating hemorrhoids away while leaving your anus with a bloody, tingling feeling! Side affects include death, but are extremely rare (odds of death 9:10). Roids-Away! Check your local drugstore! *fades to black*
Recent front page messages:
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Boy, am I glad to still be alive . . .
I once asked a rather obese woman when the baby was due. She said she wasn't pregnant. Good thing that she had a good sense of humor.
(Fri 23rd Apr 2004, 0:26, More)
Boy, am I glad to still be alive . . .
I once asked a rather obese woman when the baby was due. She said she wasn't pregnant. Good thing that she had a good sense of humor.
(Fri 23rd Apr 2004, 0:26, More)