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Not quite a comeback to an insult, but anyway...
I was absolutely shitfaced on a night out with a girlfriend and some friends. Anyway, I was sprawled out on a chair barely able to move and pretty much oblivious to everything, while my girlfriend was having a conversation with one of my friends. At some stage I reached up and , accidently I hasten to add, knocked over a pint of Guinness, covering my girlfriend.
"You just spilt a pint of beer over me, you bastard!" she screamed.
"Actually," said I, "it was stout".
Quite a bit of apologizing to do in the morning.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:05, More)
Not quite a comeback to an insult, but anyway...
I was absolutely shitfaced on a night out with a girlfriend and some friends. Anyway, I was sprawled out on a chair barely able to move and pretty much oblivious to everything, while my girlfriend was having a conversation with one of my friends. At some stage I reached up and , accidently I hasten to add, knocked over a pint of Guinness, covering my girlfriend.
"You just spilt a pint of beer over me, you bastard!" she screamed.
"Actually," said I, "it was stout".
Quite a bit of apologizing to do in the morning.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:05, More)