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» World's Sickest Joke
My first blow job
Had me first blow job today. Fucking five whiskeys and I still can't get rid of the taste.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:01, More)
My first blow job
Had me first blow job today. Fucking five whiskeys and I still can't get rid of the taste.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:01, More)
» Shit Stories
Engaged
I remember my brothers engagement party a few years ago. He was getting engaged to a girl from a frightfully well-to-do family but despite their best efforts we managed to arrange the party for the local Irish Club.
All went well until he staggered into the ladies loo towards the end of the night (signs in Irish did not help), plopped himself down but alas no further plop!
Unfortunately he had one cheek of his arse on the wrong side of the seat and the other on some boxed-off pipework. Would not have been so bad if he hadn't wanted to show off his work to all and sundry. They never did get married.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:14, More)
Engaged
I remember my brothers engagement party a few years ago. He was getting engaged to a girl from a frightfully well-to-do family but despite their best efforts we managed to arrange the party for the local Irish Club.
All went well until he staggered into the ladies loo towards the end of the night (signs in Irish did not help), plopped himself down but alas no further plop!
Unfortunately he had one cheek of his arse on the wrong side of the seat and the other on some boxed-off pipework. Would not have been so bad if he hadn't wanted to show off his work to all and sundry. They never did get married.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:14, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Choirmaster Bate
When I was in my early teens I sang in a church choir. The choirmaster was Donald Bate. Nowt wrong with that but once at a wedding I heard somebody refer to choirmaster Bate... I gave it all up.
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Back in my home town there are two estate agents known as Crook and Blight
(Sun 29th Aug 2004, 20:40, More)
Choirmaster Bate
When I was in my early teens I sang in a church choir. The choirmaster was Donald Bate. Nowt wrong with that but once at a wedding I heard somebody refer to choirmaster Bate... I gave it all up.
There's more...
Back in my home town there are two estate agents known as Crook and Blight
(Sun 29th Aug 2004, 20:40, More)