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I'll think of somethig funny to put here one day. No, really.
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I'll think of somethig funny to put here one day. No, really.
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» My Wanking Disasters
I was caught by my older brother
who treated the whole affair with the tact and sensitivity you'd expect. The worst thing was, that it wasn't porn he caught me with, but the Grattons catalogue. That's the bit I still haven't lived down after all these years.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 22:03, More)
I was caught by my older brother
who treated the whole affair with the tact and sensitivity you'd expect. The worst thing was, that it wasn't porn he caught me with, but the Grattons catalogue. That's the bit I still haven't lived down after all these years.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 22:03, More)
» Annoying words and phrases
Managementspeak at my workplace
"Now, none of these things are light-switches"
= "I've just told you a bunch of stuff you already knew. And I'm being paid more than you to do it."
"How can we appliantize that?"
= "we want to sell this incredibly complicated thing as a beige box even a drooling idiot could operate. And we're making that your problem."
"How can we get more wood behind this arrow?"
= "None of you want to do [insert degrading activity]. So we want you tell us - how can we make you *want* to do this?"
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 20:34, More)
Managementspeak at my workplace
"Now, none of these things are light-switches"
= "I've just told you a bunch of stuff you already knew. And I'm being paid more than you to do it."
"How can we appliantize that?"
= "we want to sell this incredibly complicated thing as a beige box even a drooling idiot could operate. And we're making that your problem."
"How can we get more wood behind this arrow?"
= "None of you want to do [insert degrading activity]. So we want you tell us - how can we make you *want* to do this?"
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 20:34, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
Anyone remember Bergerac?
Well, Bergerac had a slightly chubby secretary, now more famous as the Alien/Mayor of Cardiff in Dr Who: Annette Badland. I wouldn't now of course. Partly because Mrs Grimface would not be amused and partly because I'm no longer wearing the sperm-goggles I wore when I was a horny teenager in the '80s.
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 21:30, More)
Anyone remember Bergerac?
Well, Bergerac had a slightly chubby secretary, now more famous as the Alien/Mayor of Cardiff in Dr Who: Annette Badland. I wouldn't now of course. Partly because Mrs Grimface would not be amused and partly because I'm no longer wearing the sperm-goggles I wore when I was a horny teenager in the '80s.
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 21:30, More)
» Little things that turn you on
Sauce
Women with a saucy smile, a glint in their eye and a big arse.
Marvellous.
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 22:20, More)
Sauce
Women with a saucy smile, a glint in their eye and a big arse.
Marvellous.
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 22:20, More)