Profile for Mr Neil:
I'm a 27 year old civil servant from the fine city of Newcastle upon tyne, now living in London and getting lost very frequently.
I hate Paul Mcartney and Wasps.
I like Beer and Cigs.
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I'm a 27 year old civil servant from the fine city of Newcastle upon tyne, now living in London and getting lost very frequently.
I hate Paul Mcartney and Wasps.
I like Beer and Cigs.
Recent front page messages:
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» I just don't get it
The Pope,
I was lucky enough to hear someone on the number 12 bus going towards elephant and castle last night complaining about the picture of the pope in all his pope stylee gear, while being dead as can be.
Her main complaint wasn't one of discust at the picture of a dead man on the front of the paper but the fact that "they didn't do that for Diana"!
WTF? She hit a wall in a speeding car, who would want to see that?
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 16:52, More)
The Pope,
I was lucky enough to hear someone on the number 12 bus going towards elephant and castle last night complaining about the picture of the pope in all his pope stylee gear, while being dead as can be.
Her main complaint wasn't one of discust at the picture of a dead man on the front of the paper but the fact that "they didn't do that for Diana"!
WTF? She hit a wall in a speeding car, who would want to see that?
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 16:52, More)
» Pure Ignorance
The Mrs
After seeing the trailer for that film about Ray Charles, she asked me if he had led an interesting life. I replied "well he was blind for a start",
To which the immortal reply came, "really? I thought he was just being cool"!!!
I rest my case.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 15:34, More)
The Mrs
After seeing the trailer for that film about Ray Charles, she asked me if he had led an interesting life. I replied "well he was blind for a start",
To which the immortal reply came, "really? I thought he was just being cool"!!!
I rest my case.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 15:34, More)
» Shoddy Presents
My Gran
once got me one of those golf putting machines for christmas. I couldn't figure out why as:-
A) I hate golf,
B) I don't have putter
and
C) I don't own any golf balls,
Grans, you got to love them for trying.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 12:34, More)
My Gran
once got me one of those golf putting machines for christmas. I couldn't figure out why as:-
A) I hate golf,
B) I don't have putter
and
C) I don't own any golf balls,
Grans, you got to love them for trying.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 12:34, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
Cheese flavoured corn snacks,
Aka Wotsits, I once bought a six pack of cheesy wotsits just because the kebab shop was shut (probably by environmental health) and they were on a 2 for 1 offer in the 24 hour garage.
I spent the next day trying to work out why I had minging orange cheese smelling fingers.
I also once bought a huge doughnut from the 24 hour bagel king on Walworth road near elephant and castle, and left it in my fridge, when I woke up looking for a drink in the morning, the doughnut was all that could be seen in the fridge, naturally I ate it and proceeded to vomit like a stunt double from the ibiza uncovered.
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 16:42, More)
Cheese flavoured corn snacks,
Aka Wotsits, I once bought a six pack of cheesy wotsits just because the kebab shop was shut (probably by environmental health) and they were on a 2 for 1 offer in the 24 hour garage.
I spent the next day trying to work out why I had minging orange cheese smelling fingers.
I also once bought a huge doughnut from the 24 hour bagel king on Walworth road near elephant and castle, and left it in my fridge, when I woke up looking for a drink in the morning, the doughnut was all that could be seen in the fridge, naturally I ate it and proceeded to vomit like a stunt double from the ibiza uncovered.
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 16:42, More)
» Irrational Fears
Pigeons!!!!
I hate them, rats with wings! Flying vermin! I was once swooped by one in Sunderland city centre, I assumed it could tell that I was a Geordie and therefore a stranger in a hostile and barren land.
When ever I see some complete moron feeding them (trafalgar square!!!!!!!) I feel like walking over and giving them a good kicking and asking them if they plan to feed the rats as well?
Is that irrational enough?
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:57, More)
Pigeons!!!!
I hate them, rats with wings! Flying vermin! I was once swooped by one in Sunderland city centre, I assumed it could tell that I was a Geordie and therefore a stranger in a hostile and barren land.
When ever I see some complete moron feeding them (trafalgar square!!!!!!!) I feel like walking over and giving them a good kicking and asking them if they plan to feed the rats as well?
Is that irrational enough?
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:57, More)