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» World's Sickest Joke
Got this by text.
"It costs 10p to send this message. That's enough money for an African child to buy food and water to live on for a WHOLE DAY.
Send this message to 7 people and starve the cunt for a week."
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 16:19, More)
Got this by text.
"It costs 10p to send this message. That's enough money for an African child to buy food and water to live on for a WHOLE DAY.
Send this message to 7 people and starve the cunt for a week."
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 16:19, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Mr Eastwick.
What a fucking fruitcake. When we were all stood outside his classroom, he give us a military salute and say "All that sail with me, say 'AYE!' ". And we did. He also had the tendancy to shout "PIGS IN SPACE!" randomly and innapropriately throughout lessons. Oh, and he once took a picture of harry potter cut the face out, stuck his face in, and underneath he scrawled "The Witches of Eastwick".
Fucking fruitcake.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 19:18, More)
Mr Eastwick.
What a fucking fruitcake. When we were all stood outside his classroom, he give us a military salute and say "All that sail with me, say 'AYE!' ". And we did. He also had the tendancy to shout "PIGS IN SPACE!" randomly and innapropriately throughout lessons. Oh, and he once took a picture of harry potter cut the face out, stuck his face in, and underneath he scrawled "The Witches of Eastwick".
Fucking fruitcake.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 19:18, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
My house had just been decorated
and the ladders were placed (albeit very stupidly) behind the bathroom door.
Needing to evacuate my bowels, I went in to the bathroom, closed the door behind me....*SPANG!*
Casualty for a few hours, stitches. I now have a minor scar on the back of my head to remind of that fateful day that I was KO'd in my own toilet by a D.I.Y. implemtent.
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 16:30, More)
My house had just been decorated
and the ladders were placed (albeit very stupidly) behind the bathroom door.
Needing to evacuate my bowels, I went in to the bathroom, closed the door behind me....*SPANG!*
Casualty for a few hours, stitches. I now have a minor scar on the back of my head to remind of that fateful day that I was KO'd in my own toilet by a D.I.Y. implemtent.
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 16:30, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What
sits at the end of a bed and take the piss?
A kidney dialysis machine!
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 15:33, More)
What
sits at the end of a bed and take the piss?
A kidney dialysis machine!
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 15:33, More)