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» Starting something you couldn't finish

The washing up....
It never bloody ends! Might just get paper plates as the council wants us to recycle more...
(Thu 24th Jun 2010, 20:58, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Bradford, WTF did they do to it?
Can't believe that Bradford has only had 2 mentions so far! What sort of city decides to get a brand spanking new shopping centre, pull down 2 big buildings that take up an entire corner of the centre,
lose a shed load of shops at the same time, and then let the builders delay the construction over and over again while not having the balls to tell em to jog on and find somebody who can build the thing!

Used to be quite nice (notice i said quite) but now the pound shop next door to the pound shop has it's own gathering of grazing chavs with their 3 or 4 double prams each as they swig from cans of white lightning outside the tiny greggs...

Nobody has any thought for anybody else when driving, especially the taxis and bus driver nazis who 'own' the road, the bowling and cinema complex has a gathering of kids bunking off school everyday, the centre has no decent shops. I always drive elsewhere and shop in Halifax or Birstall.
(Sun 1st Nov 2009, 14:14, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Horrific?...
The worst i saw was my mate playing football.

Nothing bad there i hear you say, but one swift tackle broke his leg, of which said leg bone decided it wanted some fresh air and popped out through the skin.

Blood x Bone x Mate screaming for his mum = Yucky. BIG style!


Length? About 2 inches of bone...
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 10:54, More)

» Darwin Awards

Sixth!
Kids at our school were always throwing themselves off walls or into canals for a laff until 3 of them did themselves in by throwing themselves in a quarry or a canal...
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 20:08, More)

» Essential Items

Essential Stuff
(delurk mode off)

If im refereeing i have with me...

2 pairs of shorts
2 pairs of black socks (have to be knee high)
4 Ref shirts, in 3 different colours
Back support
Knee support
Change of pants
3 Whistles
Coin (f' toss)
Pencils
Score book
Red, Yellow and Green cards (Rugby League ref y'see)
Pens
A second watch (f't sin bin)
Vic vaporub
Deep heat
Bandages for me legs (touch of shin splints going on here)
Towel
Shower stuff with a can of lynx pong nice.

I also have a tape measure with me most places i go, not that my job needs it, as i'm a van driver......

Length? My missus is happy with it.....
(Wed 2nd Nov 2005, 5:37, More)
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