» I was drunk when I bought this

Expensive, ill-advised millstone
I bought a 1950's Coventry Climax 'Featherweight' portable firepump from Ebay, late one night and pissed. Unfortunately, it's only portable if you have very strong mates and it doesn't work.

I haven't worked out what I would do with it if it did work anyway. If anyone knows how to start one of these, can they please let me know? I'm starting to get desperate.
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 20:34, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Sabotaging Boss/Arsehole's PC
I could barely stand to be in the same room as my boss and since I had domain admin rights it was a remarkably easy thing to connect remotely to his PC and delete the 'nt.ldr' file - his PC would work perfectly until he tried to start it up, when it would refuse point-blank to boot. The real tragedy was that our support people couldn't fix it and it had to be re-built from scratch, losing all the documents he'd been working on at home.

It was still funny on the fourth repetition...
(Wed 4th May 2005, 18:50, More)