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worst meal ever...
...was kindergarten cafeteria food topped by my own vomit.

As a toddler there was a period where I had trouble keeping food down. The staff at the kindergarten often had to clean up after my messes, and this was understandably getting on their nerves. The alternative though was that I just flat out refused to eat anything they served, which was upsetting to my parents and, consequently, to the staff. So one day, out of pure frustration (I assume?) one of staff issued the dictum that everything in my bowl is to be consumed and kept down or *else*.

Well I tried to eat half of it before I puked. Into said bowl.

According to my toddler logic, "else" was apparently a much worse option than quietly re-spooning down my own regurgitation.
(Mon 30th May 2011, 2:47, More)