» Going Too Far

Chips
My brother also once ate so many chips at Harvester restaurant that he started crying and had to go outside for air.
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 15:27, More)

» Teenage Parties

Not sure if this counts, but...
Harold Bishop once came to one of my house parties and fucked a packet of chocolate digestives
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 14:30, More)

» Voyeurism

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I'm going to be highly critical of other people's posts, as, like the other post critics on here, nothing remotely interesting has ever happened to me, ever.

Click 'I Like This', it'll be the most exciting thing I've experienced this year.
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 14:27, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

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Maxine Carr. And you know she'd be loyal.
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 13:34, More)

» Apparently I'm a sex offender

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I was in my bedroom the other day and spied a girl with long hair and no top on, in the house opposite. I felt a bit naughty but couldn't stop looking, until she turned round and revealed that she was a boy with long hair and no top on, and i don't fancy boys.
(Wed 23rd Aug 2006, 12:29, More)