» Fancy Dress

Pernod
Many years ago a friend of mine went to a fancy dress party at our local pub dressed as a bottle of pernod, he had made a 6 foot plaster of paris bottle with a hole to look out of, this was great until he couldnt hold his beer any longer and was too pissed to get out of the costume, we layed him down and started to pull him out but it was too late he had soiled himself pmsl
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 10:54, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

You Could Win A Prize!
You know those lengthy questionaires you get from companies that say you might win a prize if you fill them in, knowing you never will, well my missus was bored at work and had a go, within the week she had a phone call at work telling her she had won an iPod, thinking it would be the cheapest one they had, imagine our delight when a spanking new iPod video 30gb fell through the letterbox! you never can tell can you :P
(Mon 18th Sep 2006, 14:52, More)

» I just don't get it

People who carry there dogs
Why the fuck do people do this, dogs have got 4 good legs that will carry them further than any human could ever walk, so for fucks sakes put the mongrels on the floor!
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 21:09, More)

» Useless Information

Useless Info
Water runs away down the plughole clockwise in the southern hemisphere, but anticlockwise in the northern hemisphere, and near the equator it goes straight down...
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 23:50, More)